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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 4943 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!