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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 6237 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 7326 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
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so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!