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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 4660 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!