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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 8915 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!