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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 7992 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!