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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 8600 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4608 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!