CraftyCash: $1MilMadness | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cannabis Craze: Schizo Server

Cannabis, cannabis use disorder, comorbidity, CRAZE, cud, drug abuse, drug addiction, dual diagnosis, long-term effects, Marijuana, mental health, mental health disorders, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, psychiatric disorders, Psychosis, research study, risk factors, Schizo, schizophrenia, Server, substance abuse, substance use

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	4919	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3617	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

join our epic minecraft server and escape the madness of the real world! we have so much fun, you’ll forget all about those crazy studies saying cannabis leads to schizophrenia. on our server, the only thing you’ll be paranoid about is creepers sneaking up on you! plus, our community is so chill, you’ll never feel alone like those poor souls with CUD. come build, explore, and laugh with us on the best minecraft server ever!

Distant Horizon

active community, Adventure, anti-griefing protections, Builders, Challenges, creations, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Economy, Events, Explorers, Friends, Leaderboards, Leveling, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Minigames, PvP, Quests, Skyblock, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

play.disthorizon.com:25567

VikingsMC

alliances, Challenges, Community, Competition, construction, Cross-Play, Currency, Earth, Economy, Events, Exploration, Hardcore, Jobs, KitPvP, Map, Minecraft, Nations, Protection, PvE, PvP, Raids, Staff, Survival, Survival Games, Trade, VikingsMC

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
New Chunks Explored:	895888	Towns Built:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Farms Harvested:	928	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

VikingsMC – Server Minecraft Survival Earth Vikingsmc is a survival server with a personalized land map, ideal for exploration, construction and competition.

Main features:

The Earth-Based map: the faithful replica of the Earth with emblematic locations. Nations and alliances: Create nations, form alliances or conquer territories. Personalized economy: jobs, players trade and virtual currency. Unique events: raids, PVP, Pve and seasonal challenges. Territory protection: safety for players’ bases. Active community: friendly staff and discord for organization.

vikings.mcnetwork.me

Finalwind [SMP]

armor, Cheating, Clans, custom wild loot tables, daily events, Economy, ender dragon, Finalwind, Minecraft, Netherite armor, player versus player combat, pvp combat, Quests, Server, skill, smp, survival server, Tools, vanilla server, weapons

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Finalwind Minecraft Server Information

Description
Finalwind is a server that expands Minecraft’s endgame by adding custom items such as weapons, armor, and tools, and expands on content by adding things like daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How many times have you loaded into a survival server, just to beat the ender dragon, obtain netherite armor, then quit?	While Minecraft has a lot of content, this ends fairly fast if you play often. Finalwind is a server that effectively creates endless content for players by adding clans, custom armor and weapons (some of which are very hard to obtain, and give a considerable advantage in PvP), events, and quests. Through this, a player is never ‘out of things to do’ as you might find yourself doing on a vanilla server. On Finalwind, there are minimal rules, basically only one to note; no cheating. We want to retain the skill it takes to engage in player versus player combat.

Question

Answer

How many times have you loaded into a survival server, just to beat the ender dragon, obtain netherite armor, then quit?

While Minecraft has a lot of content, this ends fairly fast if you play often. Finalwind is a server that effectively creates endless content for players by adding clans, custom armor and weapons (some of which are very hard to obtain, and give a considerable advantage in PvP), events, and quests. Through this, a player is never ‘out of things to do’ as you might find yourself doing on a vanilla server. On Finalwind, there are minimal rules, basically only one to note; no cheating. We want to retain the skill it takes to engage in player versus player combat.

Come join us at play.finalwindserver.com on version 1.21.4 Check out our Discord!: discord.finalwindserver.com Check out our website!: https://www.finalwindserver.com/

Maybe check out our trailer!: https://youtu.be/zVRg61nL5S0?si=XVc6LNbSBQiSJ_dc

Eternal Realm of Idols 1.20.4

1.20.4, Cersea Soulstorm, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Daisy Dandelion, eiex, Enya Ignis, ETERNAL, idol company, idol corp, idol encore, idol endless, idol eternals, idol genesis, idol wildfyre, IDOLS, kai saikota, Kawaii, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, Nikki Rei, phase connect, pixel link, poko rakun, Realm, Riki Poppet, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V4Mirai, virtual youtuber, VReverie Extended, Vtuber, Yena Youngblood

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

VacayVeto: No Cancels, Just Diamonds

CANCELLATION, Cancels, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, diamonds, disagreement, family bonding, family dynamics, family trip, family vacation, Memories, parents, Priorities, quality time, relationships, special moments, vacation planning, vacation plans, VacayVeto

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Void Gems Collected:	29
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your in-laws canceling a vacation? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing getting canceled is any chance of peace and quiet.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – just like the OP’s wife canceling a trip because her parents might not make it. But don’t worry, even if your in-laws bail on our server, you can still have a great time and make epic memories with us.

Forget family vacations, join our server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who needs parents when you have a whole community of crazy Minecraft players to keep you entertained?

So come on down and join the chaos – just make sure to leave your family drama at the door.

Block Breakupz

BLOCK, Breakupz

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13

On our Minecraft server, the only thing that kills relationships is when your friend steals all your diamonds and builds a secret base without you. But don’t worry, we have a therapy llama named Larry who specializes in resolving friendship disputes over virtual riches. Join us for a wild ride of drama, betrayal, and pixelated treasure hunts! Who needs couples therapy when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

CraftyCanuckTrading

agreements, Business, Canada, Commerce, CraftyCanuckTrading, diplomatic relations, Economy, ecuador, export, Global markets, Government, Import, international relations, international trade, negotiations, North America, Pact, tariff threats, trade deals, trade policy, trump

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we trade with canada and ecuador while avoiding trump’s tariff threats like a pro. build your own virtual trade empire and become the richest player in the game. who needs real life when you can make deals with countries in a blocky world? plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by llamas wearing top hats. join now before the llamas take over the server and declare themselves as the new rulers of minecraft!

BlockyGlaucomaGamerz

BlockyGlaucomaGamerz, cardiovascular health, cholesterol and aging, cholesterol and disease correlation, cholesterol and eye diseases, cholesterol and glaucoma, cholesterol and health risks, cholesterol and lipid metabolism, cholesterol and vision health, cholesterol levels, cholesterol paradox, cholesterol research, eye health, glaucoma risk, good cholesterol, health, LDL cholesterol, lipid profile, lower risk, over 55s, Paradox

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the only thing higher than our cholesterol levels is the fun we have! Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a giant cholesterol monster that shoots lasers out of its eyes!

And get this, if you’re over 55, you’ll be at the top of the leaderboard because apparently having “good” cholesterol makes you more likely to get glaucoma. But don’t worry, if you have “bad” cholesterol, you’ll be safe from the glaucoma monster lurking in the shadows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get this party started! Who needs health when you have Minecraft, am I right?

ChacheCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hcf, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Buildings Constructed:	22
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Join play.chachecraft.net, a friendly Cobblemon Minecraft server! Explore, catch Pokémon, and build in a fun, welcoming small community. Adventure awaits!

play.chachecraft.net

SpK SkyBlock

Community, custom islands, Custom Script, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Gaming, high quality, January 2025, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, play.spknetwork.net, Roleplay, RPG Addon, Scripts, Server, Skyblock, SpK Network, Survival, Unique Textures, Version 1.21.

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Magic Items Found:	1712
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

SpK Network is a newly opened minecraft server, it was opened in January 2025 with unique textures and scripts to make your game on our server as high quality and interesting as possible, on our skyblock server you can expect everything… starting with dungeons, custom islands, custom script, rpg addon and much more.

So join us, we are waiting for you!!!

Version: 1.21+ IP: play.spknetwork.net

Discord: discord.gg/vs9CfJkURm

play.spknetwork.net:25615

Tryce985’s Survival Server

become part of our ever-growing survival community, bedrock, Bedrock Compatible, BUILD, buy sell, conquer the wild, Dynamic Player Driven Economy, easy-to-use claiming system, Explore, Face stronger, Folia-Powered, game mode, Immersive NPCs, Interaction, Ip:, java, Java 1.21.4, join us today, Lag-free, loot-packed mobs, Protect your land, Server, Smarter, smp, Survival, Trade, Tryce985s, What We Offer

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9582
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ores Mined:	3329	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Tryce985’s Survival Server

IP	mc.tryce985.xyz
Version
Game Mode	Survival

What We Offer:

LevelledMobs – Face stronger, smarter, and loot-packed mobs!
FancyNPCs – Immersive NPCs for interaction!
XClaim – Protect your land with an easy-to-use claiming system!

Join us today and become part of our ever-growing survival community! Build, trade, explore, and conquer the wild!

IP: mc.tryce985.xyz

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server lag-free?	Yes, our server is powered by Folia technology to ensure a lag-free experience.
Can I play on both Java and Bedrock?	Yes, our server is compatible with both Java and Bedrock versions.
How can I protect my land?	You can use the XClaim system to easily claim and protect your land.

MysticCraft Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, agent, asian agencies, autistic, brand name, chineese new year, Chlorine, dumplings, garlic breath, GIF, horney, knitting, Land, manic asian lady, meets, Monger, MysticCraft, Phone, Pumpkin, room number, shower, speedo racing swimsuits, swimsuit, swimsuit fetish, teddy, texting app, thrift store, Whores

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a chineese new year party! No real girls answering your messages? No problem, we’ve got older chineese ladies in teddies ready to knit you a pumpkin while you hold your dick out! Get ready for garlic breath and swimsuit fetishes, because on this server, anything goes! Speedo racing swimsuits are the new bikini, and the only traffic you’ll encounter is the traffic of laughs and fun. Don’t miss out on the most manic Asian adventure of your life – join now!

CarWoesMC Server

budgeting, car maintenance, car repairs, car trouble, CarWoesMC, Communication, family communication, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family living arrangements, family obligations., Family Support, financial constraints, financial stress, fixing cars, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, setting boundaries, sharing resources, sibling relationships, working overnight

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Star Shards Collected:	91
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	90
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join now for a chance to witness the epic saga of G, C, J, and their broken car. Will G ever learn how to fix it? Will J ever get to run his errands on Payday Wed? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to magical unicorns, flying pigs, and talking potatoes. Explore our enchanted world and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even a dancing llama or two.

Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let the madness begin!

UrgentCraft: Boyfriend ResQ-Gone-Wrong

Boyfriend, Communication, er, family, Fever, health, Heart, kidneys, love, lower income, parental consent, relationship, Respect, ResQGoneWrong, sick, strep test, Support, swollen throat, Tylenol, urgent care, UrgentCraft, Worried

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	525	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Enchantments Applied:	138
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who was so sick, his throat was as swollen as a creeper about to explode. But fear not, for on our server, we have magical healing powers that can cure any ailment, even if it means going against parents’ wishes! Join us and experience the thrill of defying medical advice for the sake of adventure.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is so epic, it has the power to mend relationships. Who knew that playing Minecraft could bring families closer together? So come on in and let’s turn family drama into family fun!

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server out there. Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	103/500	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Farms Harvested:	842	Evil Twin Fights:	2