CraftyCaptives: FemSoldierFrenzy | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3716
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	New Chunks Explored:	350937
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	429	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	New Chunks Explored:	693818
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	322	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	104
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Falling into the Void:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Animals Bred:	87
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Emeralds Found:	3130
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	91	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Gods Slained:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Gut Bacteria Rats Mediterranean Memory Boost

Bacteria, Boost, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health diet, brain-boosting, cognitive function, cognitive performance, dietary habits, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, health benefits, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Mediterranean, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, Mediterranean food, Memory, memory enhancement, memory improvement, Microbiome, nutrition, Rats

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Dimension Hops:	15
Endless Night Skies:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Votes:	4795	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

so, liek, u know how ur brain needs sum gud food to werk right? well, dis server is liek da Mediterranean diet for ur minecraft brain! we got all da brain-boosting benefits u need to pwn dem creepers and zombies.

wen u join dis server, ur gut bacteria will be all like “woah, dis place is dope!” and u will start to remember where u put ur diamonds and stuff. ur cognitive performance will be off da charts, u will be building epic structures and redstone contraptions in no time.

our server is da secret sauce to unlocking ur inner minecraft genius. so come join us and let’s change ur gut bacteria for da better!

DUSTY

Adults, camaraderie, Chill, Community, Contraptions, cozy cabin, creativity, dusty, Ingame Voice Chat, Keep Some Inventory, laid back, Machines, paths, Portalis, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Skills, smp, Social, sprawling city, Tinkering

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

DUSTY Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server IP	mc.dustyhub.net
Established	2019

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of community is DUSTY?	DUSTY is a laid-back Minecraft community for adult players who value creativity and camaraderie.
What are some guidelines for the server?	no racist behavior no leaving trees floating no PvP without consent no cheating, hacking, griefing, or stealing
What are some features of the server?	Skills system for character progression Portalis for easier travel Ingame Voice Chat Keep Some Inventory after death Paths give speed boost
How can I join the server?	Simply use the server IP: mc.dustyhub.net and follow the guidelines for a enjoyable experience.

Links:

Website: dustyhub.net
Map: map.dustyhub.net
Discord: discord.gg/FDCjp2J

Crafted Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, afk strategy, Ballistic, chapter 6, crafted, Durrr Taisho, Festival Season 6, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, fortnite og, Hunters, LEGO XP, Leveling Pace, mariah carey, Mission Alerts, OG Season Shop, Quests, Realms, Renegade Raider, ronin, season 1, Season XP, Shop, snoop dogg, Stats, stw, text chat, Winterfest 2024

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
New Chunks Explored:	461025	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26

Yo, bro, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Forget Fortnite, we got Ronin warriors fighting ghosts, like bruh, who wouldn’t want that? Plus, we got quests, stats, and a shop that’s gonna blow your mind. And guess what? You can AFK like a boss with our LEGO XP strategy, like what even is reality anymore?

Oh, and did I mention Mariah Carey is hosting Winterfest 2024? Yeah, she’s in the game, singing her heart out while you battle it out. And guess who’s back? Renegade Raider and all those OG skins, they’re like, making a comeback, bro. Plus, we got a new text chat experience that’s gonna make you question everything you thought you knew about Fortnite.

But wait, there’s more! We’re going first person with Ballistic, a 5v5 shooter that’s gonna blow your mind. And Snoop Dogg? Yeah, he’s lighting up the stadium in our Fortnite Festival Season 6. And if you join now, you get the Fortnite Crew January – Durrr Taisho pack. Like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Players:	93/100	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2