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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 44
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Mines Excavated: 3994 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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