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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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