CraftyCapitalists | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Sushi SMP Star Minecraft Restaurants

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Are you tired of eating 100 dollar plates of sushi at Michelin star restaurants all alone? Do you find yourself spamming fanfiction on a dead message board just to feel some sort of connection with others? Well, have we got the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, llama races through Nether portals, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that ensues when this group of misfits comes together in the virtual world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

RoleBlockerMC

Acting, actress, Audition.., body image, cast meeting, college, decision, deserving, Drama, Experience, Guilt, high school, Jealousy, Júnior, Lead role, role switch, RoleBlockerMC, school play, Senior, talent, Theatre

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama isn’t just for the stage, it’s for the virtual world too! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and intense rivalries as you navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter jealous seniors who will stop at nothing to steal your spotlight. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and show them who’s boss. Take on the lead role and shine brighter than ever before!

With intense auditions and fierce competition, you’ll have to prove your worth and show off your acting skills. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for drama that you never knew you had. So come on, join us and let the drama unfold in the most epic way possible. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	3365
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Animals Bred:	167

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyLifeChange – Minecraft SMP

CraftyLifeChange, life change, lifestyle change, Minecraft, new beginnings, personal development, personal growth, Positive Change, self actualization, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-change, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-realization, self-renewal, self-transformation, significant change, smp, transformation

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama wearing sunglasses and a top hat appears out of nowhere. He starts rapping about how this Minecraft SMP is the coolest place to be and how joining will change your life forever.

You see, on this server, we don’t just build houses and farms. We build entire theme parks dedicated to potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes. And every full moon, we have a potato-themed dance party where everyone dresses up as their favorite potato dish.

But that’s not even the best part. We have a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are trying to overthrow the evil sheep empire. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with more feathers and clucking.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of potatoes, llamas, and chicken warriors, then this Minecraft SMP is the place for you. Join us and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NatureCrafters

bird watching, camping, ecotherapy, Favorite way to connect with nature, forest bathing, Hiking, mindfulness in nature, Nature appreciation, nature connection, nature conservation, Nature exploration, nature healing., nature immersion, nature journaling, nature meditation, nature photography, nature therapy, nature walks, NatureCrafters, outdoor activities, star gazing

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate nature lover’s paradise!

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a friendly pack of wolves who are ready to be your loyal companions. You can ride around on a majestic unicorn through lush forests and crystal clear rivers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a hot air balloon ride to explore the vast expanse of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive and magical rainbow sheep, who poop out diamonds instead of wool. Yes, you read that right – DIAMONDS. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret garden where the flowers sing and dance to your favorite tunes.

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the whimsical, join our server today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7715
Love Letters Sent:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HezbaCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, communication disruption, cyber attack, cyber warfare, digital disruption, Disarray, extremist organization, HezbaCraft, hezbollah, information warfare, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military conflict, Minecraft, national security, Pager attack, political turmoil, security breach, Server, technology vulnerability, Terrorism

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it got da most epic pager attack u ever seen. we threw hezbollah into disarray with our epic skills and now we run dis server like bosses. come join us and be part of da chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and zombies doing da cha cha slide. u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else. so come on in and let’s have a blast together. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures. only da bravest and craziest players can find it. r u up for da challenge? join us now and let’s conquer da world of minecraft together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BoomCraft: Lebanon Edition

Beirut, blast, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Crisis, death toll, Destruction, device, Edition, emergency response, explosions, Incident, International, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, News, Second Wave, Terrorism, Tragedy, Victims, violence, world news

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where explosions are happening left and right. here, the only explosions you’ll see are the ones from creepers blowing up your house! forget about real life drama and come build a fortress to protect yourself from the craziness happening outside. trust us, it’s safer here than in lebanon right now. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any disaster that comes your way. so what are you waiting for? join now and start crafting your way to safety!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Enchantments Applied:	192
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Pixel Love Chat – Crafty Couples

Chat, Communication, couples, Crafty, digital communication, digital intimacy, Emotional support, face-to-face support, long distance relationships, love, married participants, online connections, online dating, online relationships, online support, PIXEL, Relationship Building, relationship success, Relationship talk, Social Interaction, social media, social-networking, Technology, virtual connections, virtual support

so, liek, u kno wat wuld make ur relationships even bettr? joining dis EPIC minecraft server, duh!

we gotz da most INSANE community of players who r all about buildin’ and explorin’ together. u can find ur minecraft soulmate here, i swear!

im not even kiddin’, sum ppl hav met their future spouses on dis server. dey started chattin’ while mining for diamonds and now dey r happily married IRL.

so, if u wanna level up ur love life AND ur minecraft skills, u gotta join dis server ASAP. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	211

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Gigacraft

Contact, contacto, email, GigaCraft, good time, Hosted, Minecraft, Players, reach out, respectful, rules, Server, spain, Spanish, Survival, survival server, Vanilla

🇬🇧 Welcome to Gigacraft, a vanilla survival server hosted in Spain.

We have two rules: 1. Be respectful to other players 2. Try to have a good time

You can contact us by email at the contact address [arroba] gigacraft.es.

🇬🇧 Welcome to Gigacraft, a vanilla survival server hosted in Spain.

We have two rules: 1. Be respectful to other players 2. Try to have a good time

You may reach out to us via email at contacto [at] gigacraft.es.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	671	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Remake Madness Minecraft Server

adaptations, Classics, creativity, Entertainment, Franchises, Future, games, gaming industry, innovation, madness, market demand, Minecraft, Nostalgia, originality, Reboots, remake, Remakes, Sequels, Server, storytelling, Technology, trends, video games

Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day with our outrageous remakes of remakes!

Join us as we take classic Minecraft games and give them a hilarious twist – like playing hide and seek in a world made entirely of cake, or battling it out in a PvP arena where the floor is made of slippery slime blocks!

But that’s not all – we also have insane stories waiting to be discovered, like the legend of the Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions, or the tale of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cheese!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this madness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8539	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

””what’s this move called?” Minecraft SMP”

called.., Choreography, confusion, Dance, doubt, Identification, inquiry, Label, Minecraft, Move, movement, name.., Performance, query, question.., recognition, Routine, smp, steps, terminology, Title, uncertainty, unknown, whats

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mysterious quests.

Our server is home to the legendary “What’s this move called?” challenge, where players must come up with the most ridiculous and outrageous moves to defeat their opponents in PvP battles. From the “Flaming Chicken Dance” to the “Twerking Tornado,” anything goes in this wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter and uncover the secrets of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always ask yourself, “What’s this move called?”

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BlocktopiaDreams

If you could live anywhere in the world, why not live in our Minecraft server? Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have their own dance parties! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual diamonds are actually worth real money in the real world. So join us and start your journey to becoming a virtual millionaire! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the secret portal to a land of unlimited pizza and unicorns. So why settle for boring old reality when you can live in our epic Minecraft world?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Love Letters Sent:	15
Void Gems Collected:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VetoVillagersMC

Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, finland, foreign policy, global decision-making, global governance, global politics, global security, international agreements, International cooperation, international diplomacy, international organizations, international relations, president, single state veto, UN Security Council, united nations, veto power, VetoVillagersMC, world leaders

join our epic minecraft server where we have finland’s president as our mascot and he’s sick of single state vetos so he’s taking matters into his own blocky hands by building a UN Security Council in the game. come join the chaos and help him overthrow the oppressive veto system with your epic building skills and strategic gameplay. plus, there’s a rumor that if you help him succeed, he’ll give you a virtual high five and maybe even a virtual cookie. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Hemp Bug Be Gone Server

agriculture, Alternative, bug, eco-friendly, entomology, extract, HEMP, hemp extract, hemp oil, insect control, insect repellent, mosquito larvae, natural insecticide, organic, Pest Control, Pest Management, Plant-Based, Potential, Promise, researchers, Server, sustainable

so like, picture this: you’re chillin in your Minecraft world, building your epic castle when suddenly, BAM! a swarm of annoying mosquitoes start buzzing around your head, ruining your vibe. but fear not, my friend, for on our server, we have discovered the ultimate solution: hemp extract!

that’s right, we have harnessed the power of hemp extract to create a natural insecticide that will obliterate those pesky mosquito larvae faster than you can say “creeper”. no more itchy bug bites or annoying buzzing in your ear, just pure, peaceful building bliss.

join our server now and experience the joy of a mosquito-free Minecraft world. plus, rumor has it that the hemp extract also gives your character super speed and the ability to fly. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Towns Built:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Animals Bred:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Lonely Mc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Survival Community Adventure Sandbox Exploration Creativity Innovation Development PvP MMORPG Crafting Building Skills Quests Online Virtual world Challenges, PvP, Raiding

Alone Mc officially launched on September 19th, 2024, offering an immersive Minecraft experience with innovative Lifesteal and Free-for-All gamemodes currently in development. Founded by a passionate team of three—Apoliak, who oversees the project; Krishna, responsible for in-game development; and Bhavya, providing critical support—Alone Mc is dedicated to fostering a vibrant community. Join us to explore, compete, and thrive in a world where survival and teamwork are paramount. Experience the adventure today in Alone Mc.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

HanumanMC

#exciting, Adventures, cambodia, Community, Cross-Play, Dedicated, Discord, Economy, HanumanMC, java edition, member, Minecraft, Minigames, PvP, Raiding, Server, Support, Survival, Voting Rewards

HanumanMC is a Minecraft 1.21.1 server for Java Edition made in Cambodia, where very exciting adventures await! This awesome Survival server features PvP, voting rewards, minigames, and lots more! Come show your support for HanumanMC by joining today and becoming a dedicated member of its community! Discord: discord.gg/zmcmgPpnsX

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Crops Grown:	5523
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15