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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 8839 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4548 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 177 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.
plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.