CraftyCanuckTariffs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ChunkCraft SlimDown

ChunkCraft, Commitment, Communication, diet, Empathy, encouragement, Exercise, FITNESS, healthy lifestyle, love, motivation, nutrition, obese, Partners, patience, relationship, SlimDown, Support, teamwork, Understanding, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Farms Harvested:	891
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of carrying around extra weight on your shoulders? Well, on our Minecraft server, we support our players in losing weight by making them mine for diamonds all day long! Who needs a gym membership when you can just dig for precious gems in a virtual world?

Join us and watch as your character sheds those pounds while you build epic structures and battle mobs. Plus, our community of supportive players will cheer you on every step of the way – because nothing says motivation like a group of pixelated friends rooting for you!

So come on, partner up with us on this weight loss journey and let’s mine our way to a healthier, happier you!

KremlinCraft: Drone Strikes & Refineries

Attack, bloomberg, Conflict, Crisis, DiSRuPtiON, drone, ENERGY, fuel output, Geopolitics, global economy, KremlinCraft, Military, News, OIL INDUSTRY, refineries, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, strikes, supply chain, Ukrainian drones, uncertainty

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	25211	Votes:	4916
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE UKRAINIAN DRONES HIT THREE KEY REFINERIES BUT IN A FUN WAY! RUSHIAN FUEL OUTPUT IN DOUBT BUT NOT OUR FUN! WE GOT EXPLOSIVE PVP BATTLES AND BUILDING CONTESTS THAT WILL BLOW YO MIND! JOIN NOW TO EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, YOLO!

Disrespectful Agree Craft

agree, Agreement, civility, Communication, communication skills, compromise, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, Craft, debate, dialogue, differing opinions, disagreement, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful agreement, healthy debate, Manners, mutual respect, perspective, relationships, respectful disagreement, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LIKE NINJAS ON SPEED, READY TO BAN ANY TROLLS FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “CREEPER”.

OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ZOMBIE THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. PLUS, IF YOU CAN RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE, THAT ALSO MEANS YOU CAN DISRESPECTFULLY AGREE. MIND BLOWN, RIGHT?

Worldborne

alliances, Character, Conquer, Conquest, Diplomacy, diplomat, Discord, DOMINANCE, fresh world, Lore, Roleplay, Staff Team, Strategist, Suggestions, Theme, Vanilla, warrior, whitelist process, Worldborne

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Farms Harvested:	215
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Overview of Worldborne Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Nations and Races	Create or join powerful nations and explore a world rich with diverse races and lore.
War and Combat	Engage in epic wars with other nations to prove your dominance!
Custom Items	Enjoy custom items made by staff and give suggestions for inclusivity.
Server Launch Date	Launched on January 31st, providing a fresh world for players.
Roleplay Support	Supports RP with a whitelist process to ensure everyone is on the same page.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

To join the Worldborne server, please join our Discord using the invite link provided and follow the instructions there.

2. Are there any rules or guidelines for gameplay?

Yes, we have rules and guidelines in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

3. Can I create my own nation on the server?

Yes, players have the option to create or join powerful nations within the world of Worldborne.

4. How does combat work on the server?

Combat on Worldborne involves engaging in epic wars with other nations to prove dominance and strategic prowess.

5. Are custom items available on the server?

Yes, custom items created by the staff team are available for players to enjoy. Suggestions for new items are also welcome.

Cosmic Human Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, Advanced, aliens, Civilizations, Cosmic, DENISOVANS, Evolution, evolutionary anatomy, Hands, Human, human-like, intelligence, interbreed, Manipulation, Neanderthals, physical environment, Primitive, Realms, sapience, tentacles, Tools

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7022
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where animals have evolved to have human-like bodies and build civilizations. Bro, you gotta join this server because you can chill with these animal people who can actually make tools and stuff. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bird that can build a house or a four-legged animal that can craft weapons? Plus, maybe you can even interbreed with them like we did with neanderthals and denisovans. It’s a wild world out there, man. Join now and experience the ultimate crossover of species!

RentDrama Minecraft Server

aita, broken into bathroom, brother staying over, careless roommate, college bestie, credit reports, damaged property, Florida apartment, friendship ended, leaving roommate, legal action, locked bedroom, messy room, Minecraft, moving out, paying rent, Pregnancy, RentDrama, returning home, roommate drama, roommate troubles, Server, stopped paying rent, stopping the electric, theft, trashed apartment, TV theft, wearing clothes

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Towns Built:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and TV’s are stolen with a knife! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and virtual thievery.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of having your belongings stolen by your own roommate’s brother? Look no further! Our server offers the unique experience of having your locked room broken into, your clothes worn by strangers, and your personal space violated in the most outrageous ways possible.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of disconnecting the electricity to prevent spiteful bills, stopping paying rent to teach someone a lesson, and ultimately trashing the apartment in a fit of rage. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all this chaos in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So come join us on our server, where friendships are fleeting and TV’s are fair game for anyone with a knife and a lack of boundaries. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Pay2PlayPals

adult game centre, ANNOYED, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday gathering, Birthday Party, birthday surprise, birthday treat, celebration, coffee, Communication, Friends, Generosity, group outing, Hospitality, Invitation, misunderstanding, Pay2PlayPals, Paying, social event

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	116	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to pay for everything yourself? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of never having to spend a single diamond again! We’ll cover all your in-game expenses, just like how this generous player covered the bill for her friends at her birthday party. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game like a boss without spending a dime! Join now and let the freebies roll in!

BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

BreakupBluesBeGone, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

CraftySocialAddict

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchantments Applied:	129
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, child exploitation, Child protection, child sex abuse, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, cybercrime, data privacy, deepfake, digital forensics, illegal content, Images, internet regulation, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, new laws, online predators, online safety, PixelPlayground, Server, Technology

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9057
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3097	Holy Grails Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Alien Abductions:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Players Killed by Monsters:	6596
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Players:	109/200	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Void Gems Collected:	36
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2