CraftyCanuckTariffs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Alien Abductions:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	295	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Potions Brewed:	104
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Ores Mined:	6198	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Ores Mined:	7555	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

SneakySMPPlayer

Authenticity, Identity, introspection, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-reflective, self-understanding, SneakySMPPlayer

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7157	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s a wild and crazy place where anything goes!

Join us on this epic journey where you can unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild! We have insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even underwater basket weaving competitions! And don’t even get me started on our legendary dance parties in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato army. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where you can truly be yourself, even if that means dressing up as a carrot and roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese. Let your freak flag fly, my friends!

FlowerPowerCraft – Blooms or Booms?

Aesthetics, artificial flowers, Blooms, Booms, budget-friendly, DIY gifts, eco-friendly, floral arrangements, flower delivery, FlowerPowerCraft, Fragrance, Fresh flowers, Gifting, Handmade, Home decor, long-lasting, natural beauty., personal touch, Preferences, reasons, sentimental value, special occasions, sustainable

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Ores Mined:	9279
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a bouquet of fresh flowers in a world of artificial ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant flowers that shoot fireballs and explode into a rainbow of loot! Plant your own garden of carnivorous plants that will protect your base from any intruders.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of flower fairies who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare flowers. Want a diamond sword? Just bring them a rare blue tulip and it’s yours!

So why settle for artificial when you can have the real deal on our server? Join now and bloom into the adventure of a lifetime!

RussianRouletteMCServer

battle, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Espionage, Government, Injuries, intelligence agencies, international relations, Military, prematurely discharged, russia, RussianRouletteMCServer, sends, soldiers, strategy, Tactics, UK intelligence, War, wounded soldiers

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8680

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got russia sending off their, like, wounded soldiers way too early, like what even is that? UK intelligence is, like, freaking out about it, dude. but, like, on this server, we embrace the chaos, man. join us for some wild battles and insane adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll find here. come on, join the madness!

AutoCraftShutdown

#Automotive, AutoCraftShutdown, Automotive Industry, automotive sector, economic impact, economic warning., Economy, global trade, Industry, Manufacturing, North American auto production, production halt, production shutdown, Shutdown, supply chain, Tariffs, tariffs impact, Trade, trade policy, trade war, Warning

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Towns Built:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz if u don’t, tariffs gonna come in and shut down ur auto production like BAM. ain’t nobody want dat, so come join us and build ur auto empire in Minecraft instead. plus, we got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their cuteness. u don’t wanna miss out on dat action, do u? so come on, join us and let’s show dem tariffs who’s boss in da craziest Minecraft server ever!

Majestic SMP

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Mods, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

**Majestic SMP** Join us Today Version [1.21.4]

AmethystNetwork.net Bedrock port 50025 Discord : https://discord.gg/aNMXXppJ3h

MajesticSMP.com:50025

Finalwind [SMP]

armor, Cheating, Clans, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, ender dragon, Events, Finalwind, loot tables, netherite, player versus player combat, PvP, Quests, Server, smp, Survival, Trailer, Vanilla, Version 1.21.4, weapons, Website

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Farms Harvested:	693	Void Armor Forged:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Server Name	Finalwind
Description	Expands Minecraft’s endgame with custom items, events, quests, and an economy
Server IP	play.finalwindserver.com
Discord	discord.finalwindserver.com
Website	https://www.finalwindserver.com/

FAQ

What custom content does Finalwind offer?

Finalwind offers custom weapons, armor, tools, daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy system.

Are there any specific rules on Finalwind?

The only main rule on Finalwind is no cheating. PvP combat skill is encouraged and cheating is not tolerated.

How can I join Finalwind?

You can join Finalwind by connecting to the server IP: play.finalwindserver.com

Is there a trailer for Finalwind?

Yes, you can watch the trailer for Finalwind at: https://youtu.be/zVRg61nL5S0?si=XVc6LNbSBQiSJ_dc

Eternal Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anonymity, cells, comfort, Community, decor, ETERNAL, Identity, incel, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, organization, personal space, privacy, Realms, Reflection, relationships, room, SECURITY, self-image, Social

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Buildings Constructed:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Bro, forget about my room, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found!

Join this server if you want to escape the boring reality of your room and dive into a virtual world where you can build your own crazy creations.

We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a secret underground disco party for all the cool kids.

You’ll never want to leave once you see the rainbow-colored sheep and the giant floating tacos.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

UnderratedFlicksMC SMP

film, Hidden Gem, hidden treasure, Movie, Overlooked, series, sleeper hit, smp, television, unappreciated, Under The Radar, underacknowledged, Underappreciated, underexposed, Underrated, UnderratedFlicksMC, underrecognized, underseen, undiscovered

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that only the coolest kids are allowed to join? Like, seriously, it’s so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t get in!

But like, why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So one time, there was this player who joined the server and they found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. And get this, the armor had special powers that made them invincible in PvP battles! Like, how crazy is that?!

Oh, and did I mention that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells jokes and gives out free diamonds? Yeah, you heard me right. Free diamonds from a ghost creeper! And rumor has it that if you find all the hidden treasure chests scattered around the map, you’ll unlock a secret portal to the Nether where you can ride on a flying pig!

So yeah, if you want to join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server ever, then hit me up for the secret invite code. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of chaos, craziness, and pure awesomeness. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most underrated Minecraft adventure of your life! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #GhostCreeperDiamonds

Players:	110/900	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Star Shards Collected:	172	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Void Gems Collected:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1