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ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Divine Spears Created:	26	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Towns Built:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchantments Applied:	239

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2408
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Potions Brewed:	117

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Love Letters Sent:	11
Villages Defended:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Crops Grown:	2363
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Ores Mined:	4701
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	1662	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Players:	103/500	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	5675	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Dragon Scales Harvested:	426
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5