hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?? well u gotta join our server cuz we got canadian websites spreadin pro-kremlin stuff, like what even is that?? but it’s super cool trust me.

we got crazy stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up the whole server but our fearless leader rode in on a pig and saved the day. true story bro.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. but shh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

so come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon?? yeah, we’re that cool.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 12
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Crops Grown: 9205
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 142 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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