CraftyCanuckKremlinNet | New Minecraft Servers 2024

hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?? well u gotta join our server cuz we got canadian websites spreadin pro-kremlin stuff, like what even is that?? but it’s super cool trust me.

we got crazy stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up the whole server but our fearless leader rode in on a pig and saved the day. true story bro.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. but shh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

so come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon?? yeah, we’re that cool.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Towns Built:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DupeLeo

Anarchy, PvP, PvP Survival Skyblock Factions Creative Minigames Economy Roleplay Quests Hardcore Vanilla Modded Bedwars Prison Parkour Towny Pixelmon Skywars Buildbattle KitPvP

DupeLeo is a simple and fun server! Where you get to dupe and have to do have the work you do in vanilla Minecraft! Have fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Gods Slained:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Dragon Scales Harvested:	149	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

cojis galaxy

application, Bedwars, build test, Builders, cojis, Discord, Factions, Galaxy, locations, Minecraft, Mini Games, new, Prison, PvP, Server, spawns, Staff, Survival, up and coming, Vanilla

A new up and coming vanilla server currently a work in progress in need of builders and staff for future release builders are needed asap for building spawns and other locations application is in the discord and a build test will be required if you want to be a builder.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Create and Conquer: The Mildly Wild Sildaris [modded] [factions]

airships, artillery, Astronomy, Cannons, Cheese, Chunk claiming, Civilisation, coin economy, combat system, Conquer, Create, decorations, Epic Knights, Factions, Field guns, firearms, Flintlocks, Geopolitics, mildly, Modded, muskets, Nations, player-run shops, refuge, Sildaris, Spawn Vendors, Steam-fantasy, Warfare System, Wild, wine

Server Name	The Sildaris Wilds
Version	1.20.1
Trailer	Watch Trailer

Overview

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server! Join us for airships, cannons, immersive gear from Epic Knights, coin based economy, chunk claiming, warfare system, events, astronomy, decorations, wine and cheese, and more!

FAQ

What is the theme of the server?

The theme of the server is steam-fantasy with elements such as airships, cannons, muskets, and immersive gear.

What can players do on the server?

Players can create nations, participate in geopolitics, engage in combat with black-powder firearms and field guns, explore the Sildaris Wilds, and participate in events and competitions.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by visiting our Discord at https://discord.gg/NMMg4TJ6Cf

Are there any upcoming updates or events?

We are about to launch a tech advancement update bringing trains and combustion engines, as well as an in-game photography competition and build competition.

Is there a unique economy system on the server?

Yes, the server has a coin-based economy with spawn vendors, player-run shops, and a fair conflict system to facilitate engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	254	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Country Doctors Minecraft Server

Country, DOCTORS, general practitioners, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare availability, healthcare location, healthcare professionals, healthcare providers, healthcare resources, healthcare system, local doctors, local healthcare, medical care, medical professionals, medical services, Minecraft, national doctors, national healthcare, physician, Server, specialists

Are doctors based in your country? Who needs doctors when you can join our Minecraft server and have magical healing powers at your fingertips! Forget about waiting in long lines at the hospital, just hop on our server and your health will be restored in no time. Plus, our resident witch doctor can cure any ailment with a simple potion – even turning you into a unicorn if you ask nicely! Join now for a dose of virtual healthcare that’s out of this world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Divine Spears Created:	27
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, altcoins, Biz, Blame, blockchain technology, crypto market, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, dogecoin, elon musk, financial influencers, financial speculation, internet culture, Investment, market manipulation, market volatility, meme coins, Meme culture, Minecraft, Musk, smp, speculative trading

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NoFamNoProb17

acceptance, blended family, Boundaries, boyfriend’s family, christmas, Conflict, Decision making, extended family, family celebrations, family photo, holidays, INVISIBLE, loyalty, NoFamNoProb17, Plans, rejection, relationships, stepdad, stepsiblings, Support, teenager, Thanksgiving

Looking for a new family this holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is way cooler than your real one, trust us. We won’t ban you from holding the virtual grandkids or leave you out of the virtual family photo. Plus, you get to make all the decisions, even at 17! Join us for a drama-free holiday celebration filled with love, support, and maybe even some virtual turkey. Who needs real family when you have us? See you there! #VirtualFamilyGoals #MinecraftHolidayMadness 🦃🎄🎮

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	564	Mines Excavated:	4584
Runes Activated:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EvilCrafters United

corporate greed, corrupt businesses, corrupt companies, corrupt corporations, evil companies, evil corporations, EvilCorp, EvilCrafters, immoral businesses, immoral corporations, malevolent businesses, malevolent corporations, shady companies, shady corporations, sinister companies, sinister corporations, unethical business practices, unethical companies, unethical corporations, United, wicked businesses, wicked corporations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because Evilcorp is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and riding on rainbow-colored llamas through a magical land filled with talking trees.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with the ability to fly on a giant marshmallow cloud for eternity.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be part of the wacky and wild world of Evilcorp? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NovichokCraft Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Assassination, chemical weapons, diplomatic crisis, double agent, Espionage, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Minecraft, Novichok attack, NovichokCraft, Poisoning, political scandal, putin, russia, salisbury, security breach, Server, Skripal, state-sponsored terrorism, UK inquiry

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a spy novel! Putin is ordering Novichok attacks and double agents are spilling the tea at our UK inquiry-themed server. You never know who’s gonna backstab you next, just like in real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, espionage, and maybe even a little bit of crafting. Who needs diamonds when you have international espionage to keep you entertained? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a server experience that’s more thrilling than a James Bond movie!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Divine Spears Created:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BloodCraft: Heroes Unite

Blood, Bloodcraft, Conflict, controversy, Diplomacy, establishment, Heroes, heroic fighters, History, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Israel, leadership, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, Speech, Statement, un resolution, unite

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server wasn’t established by sum boring old UN resolution, nah, it was built through the BLOOD of HEROIC FIGHTERS. yea, u heard me right, we got warriors out here fightin for blocks and diamonds like it’s their destiny. u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure? join now and be a part of history in da making. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t playin around.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

QuiverMC

Earth, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Creative Roleplay PvP Minigames Skyblock Economy Towny Factions Pixelmon Skywars Parkour Prison Bedwars KitPvP Vanilla Modded Hardcore RPG Build Battle

Welcome to QuiverMC, where adventure meets community! Join us for a unique Minecraft experience with custom plugins, friendly staff, and regular events. Explore vast landscapes, build epic creations, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone at QuiverMC!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274	Void Armor Forged:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Puffton Corporation SMPs

Biomes, Claims, Cross-Play, Custom, Datapacks, Fun Features, Minecraft, Puffton Corporation, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Sethome, smp, Spawn, Structures, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla, villagers

A custom survival server with some usual smp stuff like claims sethome tpa and /spawn to go back to spawn server also has some custom datapacks such as custom villagers custom biomes custom structures and a whole lot more fun features

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Vinland Adventure: Where even the creepers wear mods and forge new friendships!

AdAstra, Adventure, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, Blood Magic, cc, Create, CREEPERS, Dungeons now loading, farmers delight, Forge, FRIENDSHIPS, ftb chunks, FTB Quests, Lootr, Mekanism, Modded, Mods, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, mutant monsters, Productive Bees, Simply Swords, Twilight Forest, vinland, wear

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
FTB Quests
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive Bees
Alex’s Mobs
Awesome Dungeons (all)
CC
Dungeons Now Loading
Simply Swords
Lootr
FTB Chunks
Farmer’s Delight
MrCrayfish’s Furniture
Artifacts
Mutant Monsters

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and follow the instructions provided there for joining the Minecraft server.

Q: Are there any specific rules for the server?

A: Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that you must follow while playing on the Minecraft server.

Q: What kind of gameplay can I expect on this server?

A: This server offers custom semi-technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods to enhance your experience.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, career, Communication, Decision making, Ethics, Hiring, Holo, leadership, loyalty, Manager, Minecraft, Partnership, personal life integration, PROFESSIONAL, relationships, Server, Shiori, teamwork, Trust, work, workplace dynamics

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by Shiori’s boyfriend! And let me tell you, he is the BEST manager in the virtual world.

Join our server and experience the thrill of having a boyfriend as a manager. Need some extra diamonds? Just ask Shiori’s boyfriend, he’ll hook you up. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? No problem, Shiori’s boyfriend will make it happen.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Shiori’s boyfriend once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against an army of zombies. And if you join our server, you might just get to witness his epic gaming skills in action.

So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the magic of having a boyfriend as a manager? Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6298
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

> Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP

Chad, Giga, GigaChad, Isnt, long tail, Minecraft, re, smp, tags

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new flower in a meadow? Well, look no further, because on our server, Gigachad isn’t just a myth – he’s a reality! Join us if you want to witness Gigachad flex his muscles and mine diamonds with his bare hands while riding a dragon!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency. Join us if you want to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for a chance to win exclusive loot and bragging rights!

And if that’s still not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace and protect our precious resources. Join us if you want to train alongside these fierce warriors and learn the ways of the bamboo forest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures and craziest characters that the blocky world has to offer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

10 people, aita, Allowed, boxed Mac and cheese, Cook, Cooks, different friend, enjoyment, ex husband, Exhausting, extended family, financial benefit, Friend, Hosting, invited, last minute, loud, love to cook, mom, no one else cooks, OVERWHELMING, refusing, Rude, ruining thanksgiving, Small, Staff, stressful, teenage kids, Thanksgiving dinner, TurkeyCraft, unseasoned chicken thigh

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3286	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!