hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?? well u gotta join our server cuz we got canadian websites spreadin pro-kremlin stuff, like what even is that?? but it’s super cool trust me.

we got crazy stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up the whole server but our fearless leader rode in on a pig and saved the day. true story bro.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. but shh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

so come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon?? yeah, we’re that cool.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
Magic Crystals Found: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 9370
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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