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Tipsy Craft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most hardcore drinkers can find a safe haven! Need a break from the real world detox struggles? Join us and let your virtual self indulge in all the booze you want without any consequences! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually chugging down liters of vodka while building your dream castle.

Don’t worry about your kidneys failing or DTs kicking in, because on our server, anything is possible! Your liver and pancreas will be working overtime to keep up with your virtual drinking habits, and you’ll be shaking from excitement, not withdrawal symptoms.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where alcoholics of all levels can come together and build their way to sobriety (or not, we won’t judge)! Cheers to virtual drinking and endless fun!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

WinterChill Eric Minecraft SMP Bischoff BrettHart

1997, behind the scenes, BETRAYAL, Bischoff, bitter rivalry, Brett Hart, BrettHart, Championship, controversy, Deceit, Eric, Eric Bischoff, Manipulation, Minecraft, Montreal Screwjob, professional wrestling, Revenge, scandal, shawn michaels, Shocking.., smp, Vince McMahon, WCW, Winter, winterchill, wrestling

Join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate the infamous showdown between Eric Bischoff and Brett Hart in the winter of 1997! Will you be the one to pull off the ultimate betrayal or will you be the hero who saves the day? Only on our server can you experience the drama, the betrayal, and the epic battles that will go down in history as the most insane Minecraft SMP ever! Join now and rewrite history in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	4078	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5542

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NoRoomieNoProblemo

Apology, arrangement, basement suite, BLINDS, Boyfriend, contract, coworker, discounted price, Disrespect, grossed out, guest room, living room, mailing address, move in, NoRoomieNoProblemo, Pets, random dude, red flag, Rent, renting, stranger, Training

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any coworkers boning on your virtual couches! Unlike some people in real life, our players know how to keep it classy and stick to the bedrooms (or better yet, build their own private love nests in the game).

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and creativity, where you can build your dream house without worrying about unexpected guests getting frisky in your living room. Our server is a safe space for all players, as long as they follow the golden rule of Minecraft etiquette: no couch boning allowed!

So come on over and leave the drama at the door (or the basement, in this case). With no rent to pay and no contracts to sign, you can focus on what really matters – crafting, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers. See you in the game, where the only thing getting screwed is the occasional creeper!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

GobbleCraft Discord

Access, banned, blocks, Censorship, Chat, Communication, digital rights, Discord, freedom of speech, GobbleCraft, government control, instant messaging, internet, messaging app, ONLINE, Online Community, Platform, restrictions, social media, Technology, turkey

so, like, this server is so epic that even turkeys are trying to block it! they know it’s the best place to be for all your minecraft adventures.

join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a turkey or two trying to stop you from having fun. but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from those pesky birds.

come hang out with our community of players who are just as insane as you are. we promise you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even become the turkey’s worst nightmare!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Plant Height Quest – FunCraft

candidate genes, funcraft, Gene identification, gene validation, Genes, Genetic, Genetic Loci, genetic mapping, genetic markers, height, loci, novel, Plant, plant breeding, plant development, plant genetics, plant growth, plant height, QTLs, quantitative trait loci, Quest, study, validation

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, bro. dis server is like, da bomb diggity. we got QTLs associated with plant height, like what even is that? but it sounds super cool, right? and we got genetic loci and candidate genes, like whoa, mind blown. join us and uncover da mysteries of da universe, or at least have a good time building stuff and blowing it up. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but let’s not think about dat. just join us, u won’t be disappointed.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Bonnie Barkswell, brave, Brave US, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA, globie, idol corp, jidf, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, Lyko Lianna, Minecraft, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, PALS, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, PIXEL, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Sensei, Serina Maiko, Server, Taring Hu, Terra 404, V4M_plus, V4Mirai, Voltail, VSPO, VT, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

Are you ready to chase that high in the most epic Minecraft server ever created? Join us for a wild ride with the Brave US branch, V4Mirai, globie, and VSPO! EN idols! We’ve got Gen 1 Crystalis and Serina Maiko, Gen 2 Petalight with Kou Mariya, Mono Monet, and Yae Yugiri (RIP Biscotti), Gen 3 Lunalia with Alias Anono, Dr. NOVA(e), REM Kanashibari, and Yumi the Witch, and Gen 4 Voltail with Lyko Lianna, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, and Terra 404. And don’t forget about the Brave EN groups with globie’s Kumanui Miel, Reina Ronronea, Taring Hu, and Pippa Pebblesworth, as well as VSPO! EN’s Remia Aotsuki, Arya Kuroha, Jira Jisaki, Narin Mikure, and Riko Solari. Plus, we’ve even got Idol Corp with the adopted classmate PillowdearASMR! So come join us on this insane adventure and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world ever seen! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dodger’s Minecraft SMP

baseball, Competition, controversial, dodgers, Game, Get Buck Broke, good guys, Hate Catholics, insensitive, Los Angeles, Make Fun of Christ, Minecraft, offensive, Provocative, Rivalry, silly, smp, sports, Taunting, TRASH TALKING, Victory, winning

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we embrace chaos and craziness at every turn.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players dressed as clowns start chasing you around with TNT. Or how about the time when a giant chicken invaded our server and started laying explosive eggs everywhere? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events like “Build Battle Royale” where players have to build the craziest structures they can think of in a limited amount of time. And let’s not forget about our weekly “Mob Madness” nights where we spawn in hundreds of creepers and watch chaos unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	290	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyFantasyLand

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Hey fellow gamers, ever dreamt of exploring a world where you can unleash your wildest fantasies without any judgment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start serenading you with love songs. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, offering to dye your armor in the most fabulous colors imaginable.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground hot tub party where all the mobs gather to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, the Ender Dragon is a total party animal once you get to know her.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your secret erotic fantasies run wild in a world where anything is possible. Just don’t tell your wife or girlfriend about the llama love songs, okay?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Game Stop Minecraft Server

ANNO, Anno series, Buying Ubisoft games, Game, game development, game publishers, game purchases, Game recommendations, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming decisions, gaming industry, Minecraft, Server, STOP, strategy games, Tencent, Tencent acquisition, Tencent buyout, ubisoft, Ubisoft acquisition, Ubisoft titles, video games, waiting for Tencent

Are you tired of waiting for Tencent to take over Ubisoft before making a decision on whether to buy Anno? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where Tencent and Ubisoft have merged to create the ultimate gaming experience. Build your own Anno-inspired empire while fending off hostile takeovers from rival players who are secretly working for Tencent. Will you be able to navigate the corporate chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Snibby Minecraft SMP

Bobo, long tail tags: SNIBBY SNIBBY SNIBBY SNIBBY, Minecraft, Mumu, smp, Snibby, SNIBBY SNIBBY SNIBBY SNIBBY

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant snail. Yes, you heard that right – a SNAIL! And instead of panicking, they embraced their new slimy abode and threw the wildest housewarming party the server had ever seen.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where the mobs come to dance the night away. Creepers doing the moonwalk, zombies breakdancing – you name it, we’ve got it!

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness, then come join us at SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYA SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYMUMU, BOBO… if you dare!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magic Items Found:	1981
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AnimeLover420 Minecraft SMP

Anime, anime binge, anime classics, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime fans, anime favorites, anime genre, anime lovers, anime memories, anime nostalgia, anime ranking, anime recommendations, anime review, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeLover420, best anime, favorite anime, Minecraft, must watch anime, smp, Top Anime

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like an anime come to life! Join us and embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures in a world filled with magic and wonder. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually a tsundere who just needs a hug. So come join us for the most anime-tastic Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CryCraft2021

Catharsis, comfort, coping, CryCraft2021, crying, emotional, emotional release, emotional response, Empathy, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, Loss, Pain, Release, Sadness, Sensitive, sorrow, Support, Tears, Vulnerability

Are you tired of crying over creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is creeper-proof! That’s right, our server has a force field that repels all creepers, making sure your builds stay intact and your tears stay dry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you’ll accumulate just by hanging out in our virtual world!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – our server is ruled by a group of friendly pandas who have mastered the art of building epic treehouses. They’ll teach you their ways and soon you’ll be swinging from vines and munching on bamboo like a pro.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter and adventure!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MexiCraft WarZone

BETRAYAL, Corruption, criminal activity, criminal organizations, criminal underworld, double-cross, drug cartels, drug lords, drug smuggling, drug trade, drug trafficking, drug war, law enforcement, Mexican drug cartel, Mexican state, mexico, MexiCraft, organized crime, violence, violence in Mexico, war zone, warzone

Yo, listen up fam! This server is lit AF, like a Mexican cartel showdown gone wrong! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when BAM! A rival gang double-crosses the cartel and all hell breaks loose! It’s like a war zone up in here, with explosions and chaos everywhere!

But don’t worry, we got your back. Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Build your own cartel base, smuggle goods across the border, and watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to sabotage your operation.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of a Mexican cartel war zone in the world of Minecraft. It’s gonna be a wild ride, ese!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Double Trouble Parking Server

anger, bad parking, blame game, car blocking, car damage, car owners, Disrespect, double, double parking, ENTITLEMENT, Frustration, inconsiderate behavior, INCONVENIENCE, irresponsible behavior, Parking, parking etiquette, parking lot, parking spaces, parking violations, selfish actions, Selfishness, Server, Trouble

Yo, dis server be like takin’ two parkin’ spots in a crowded lot – you gonna piss off some peeps, but it’s all in good fun! Join us for a chaotic time where we build crazy sh*t and cause mayhem wherever we go. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. So come on and join the madness, cuz why not? It’s gonna be a wild ride, fam!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magic Items Found:	4658
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Pagan Minecraft Server

ancestral worship, anti-assimilation, anti-Christianity, anti-colonialism, anti-globalism, Anti-Judaism, cultural identity, Cultural preservation, ethnonationalism, foreign god, Indigenous spirituality, Minecraft, nationalism, Pagan, Paganism, racial firewall, redpill, resistance, Server, spiritual awakening, subversion, traditional beliefs, White Supremacy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build castles and mine for diamonds, we build racial firewalls against subversion with foreign gods! If you’re tired of boring old servers where you can’t defend against subversion, then this is the place for you.

Join us and become part of the most epic battle against foreign gods that Minecraft has ever seen. Build your own fortress to protect yourself from their sneaky tricks and traps. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught off guard when those foreign gods come knocking on your door.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows, you might just become the hero that Minecraft needs to defeat those pesky foreign gods once and for all. Let’s show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2