hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?? well u gotta join our server cuz we got canadian websites spreadin pro-kremlin stuff, like what even is that?? but it’s super cool trust me.

we got crazy stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up the whole server but our fearless leader rode in on a pig and saved the day. true story bro.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. but shh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

so come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon?? yeah, we’re that cool.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19
Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Dragons Tamed: 3
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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