CraftyCalmDown | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

Choices, consequences, Decisions, Grief, Guilt, Haunting, hindsight, irreversible, lament, learn from mistakes, Life, live with regrets, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Permanent, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, smp, sorrow, unforgettable

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with treasure and like, a bunch of llamas wearing sunglasses, it was wild. And then, I accidentally let a creeper explode and the whole thing went up in flames, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot I got before that.

Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!

CuckCraft: LiftedLoserz

#Automotive, arrogance, attention seeking, Awareness, Behavior, Burnout, cuck, CuckCraft, drivers, driveway, inconsiderate, lifted pickup truck, LiftedLoserz, Masculinity, Obnoxious, Perception, public opinion, Show off, social norms, Stereotypes, Vehicle

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3905
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of being called a cuck every time you rev your engine? Join our Minecraft server where you can show off your lifted pickup truck skills without being judged! Our virtual world is filled with custom-built tracks for you to burn out of every driveway you come across, without any haters in sight. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our weekly truck show competition gets a diamond-encrusted exhaust pipe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a truck driver, you’re a truck legend!

MountTaranakiMCServer

conservation, cultural heritage, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, indigenous rights, landmark, landmark protection, landmark status, legal person, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, MountTaranakiMCServer, natural landmark, new zealand, New Zealand law, recognition, sacred mountain

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	176	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where New Zealand’s Mount Taranaki is now a LEGAL PERSON! like what even is dat? imagine building ur house on a LEGAL PERSON, like talk about epic bragging rights! also, rumor has it dat if u mine deep enough, u can find Mount Taranaki’s birth certificate and get a lifetime supply of diamonds! join now before Mount Taranaki sues u for trespassing, lolz!

SyrianSquad: Auf Wiedersehen!

asylum process, asylum status, auf, deportation, diplomatic relations, european union, German politicians, go home, government response, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, Integration Challenges, international relations, Middle East conflict, Migration, political decision, Refugee Crisis, refugee support, resettlement program, Syrian asylum seekers, SyrianSquad, voluntary return, Wiedersehen

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6013
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4517

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got german politicians telling syrian asylum seekers to like, peace out and go home, but like, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms, even if you’re from outer space or something, we don’t discriminate. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt every day, you never know what you’ll find. and like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant wishes, so if you want a pet dragon or a flying unicorn, just ask and it shall be yours. so come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

VaxCraft: Save Lives, Build Blocks

aid, blocks, BUILD, cost, developing countries, disease prevention, Effective, funding, Gates Foundation, Gavi, global health, Healthcare, immunization, Impact, lives, lives saved, low-income countries, Program, public health, Save, UNICEF, vaccination, VaxCraft, Who, World Bank

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9395
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2279	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

Join us and you’ll be helping to save lives just like Gavi, but instead of vaccines, we’re giving out diamond swords and enchanted armor! We’ve already saved like, a bazillion lives in the virtual world, all thanks to our generous donors like the Villager Foundation, Ender Dragon Rescue Squad, and Creeper Coalition.

Plus, we’ve got the best parties this side of the Nether. Every weekend, we host a massive block-building contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet loot.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs vaccines when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s build a better world, one block at a time.

Wouldtode server minecraft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Wouldtode, Wouldtude

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	4787
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

https: //t.me/wouldtude

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Epic Anime Watchers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 13 eps, 26 eps, Anime, binge watching, bored, burnt out, Character development, Epic, episodes, episodic, Long anime, never ending, People who watch extremely long anime, Seasons, Storyline, storytelling, TV anime, tv shows, Watchers, Writer

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mines Excavated:	4530
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Yo, bro, do you ever get bored of watching the same old anime with like a million episodes? Like, how do you even sit through all that without your brain melting? Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only storyline is you trying to survive and build cool stuff. Who needs a never-ending anime when you can have episodic adventures in blocky world? Plus, our server is like the best TV anime – short, sweet, and full of surprises. Don’t be a boring storyline, come join the fun!

MicroWaveMaster Minecraft SMP

Appliances, Cooking, cooking experience, Cooking methods, cooking techniques, Food, food preparation, Heating, kitchen, Kitchen Appliances, Kitchen Gadgets, Kitchen Tools, microwave, microwave cooking, microwave experiments, microwave power, microwave settings, microwave tips, MicroWaveMaster, Minecraft, power levels, smp

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	8604

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a microwave on low power – unexpected and totally mind-blowing! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of llamas come running through your base, wearing top hats and monocles. And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken with a mustache challenges you to a dance-off. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best time you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

So come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen – from flying pigs to talking sheep to secret underground disco parties. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary treasure of the potato king. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

UnchartedCraft

Country, Forgotten, Hidden Gem, ignored, lesser known, Marginalized, neglected, Obscure, Off the beaten path, off the radar, Overlooked, rarely discussed, unappreciated, UnchartedCraft, uncommon, Underrated, underrepresented, undiscovered, Unexplored, unheard-of, UNNOTICED

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3685
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Have you ever heard of the mystical land of Zombielandia? No? That’s because it’s a secret country hidden within the depths of our Minecraft server! Join us on this wild adventure where zombies rule the land and creepers are the politicians. Build your own zombie-proof fortress and survive the never-ending hordes of undead. But be warned, the only currency accepted in Zombielandia is rotten flesh! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have zombie brains, am I right?

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Fighting, front lines, Geopolitics, global politics, international conflict, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, military presence, military strategy, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean troops, peace negotiations, SECURITY, Server, troop movements, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of battling against North Korean troops who have mysteriously disappeared from the front lines in Ukraine and are now roaming our pixelated world!

Embark on crazy missions to uncover the truth behind their disappearance while building your own empire and fighting off hordes of zombie chickens.

With hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that Kim Jong-un himself may make a guest appearance to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this wacky Minecraft universe!

RefineryRaiders

airstrikes, Conflict, defense systems, drone technology, drones attack, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, OIL INDUSTRY, oil production, oil refineries, RefineryRaiders, russia, strategic targets, Surveillance, Ukrainian drones, WARFARE

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	376920
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

so, liek, u know how ukraine be all up in russia’s grill with dem drones? well, imagine if u could be a part of dat action in minecraft! join our server and u can be a ukrainian drone pilot, blowin’ up oil refineries left and right! it’s like call of duty but with blocks and creepers! come join the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be lit fam! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret underground base where u can chill with putin and play chess? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s start world war minecraft!

Enchanted Isles 1.21

34, Appearance, attractive, Comments.., Enchanted, Feedback, Girlfriend, hot, Isles, judgment, online presence, opinion, Provocative, provocative behavior, provocative outfit, public perception, relationship, seductive, Sexy, Slutty GF, social media, Thoughts

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4631	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Bruh, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead.

You gotta join because the pigs wear top hats and the chickens dance the Macarena. It’s like a party in the Nether, but without the fire and brimstone.

And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and the lava is made of hot fudge. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true.

Plus, the villagers all speak in Shakespearean English and have epic rap battles every Tuesday. It’s like watching Hamilton, but with more blocky heads.

So come on, join this Minecraft server and let your inner weirdo run wild. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.

BabyCraftin’ Bash

baby shower, BabyCraftin, Bash, clothing theme, Color Theme, Communication Issues, event coordination, event etiquette, event planning, family dynamics, family event, family relationships, feeling excluded, lack of preparation, last minute, late invite, sibling’s wife, sister-in-law, social gathering, Time management, Upset

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Are you tired of boring baby showers with the same old color themes? Join our Minecraft server where every event is a wild adventure!

Picture this: your brother’s wife’s baby shower is tomorrow and she springs a color theme on you last minute. But on our server, the color theme changes every hour! You’ll never know what to expect, but you’ll always have a blast.

Don’t stress about not having the right color outfit, because on our server, anything goes! Show up in a rainbow unicorn onesie or a suit made entirely of diamonds – the crazier, the better!

And if you’re feeling upset about the late invite, just remember that on our server, time is a mere suggestion. You could show up a week late and still be the life of the party.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for the most outrageous baby shower experience of your life!

KinkyCraft SMP: Spill the Beans!

acceptance, Beans, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, consent, Desires, Exploration, fantasies, fetishes, Honesty, Intimacy, kinks, KinkyCraft, Open-mindedness, Partnership, relationships, sexual preferences, sharing, smp, Spill, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	150	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Crops Grown:	3666	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

So like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever man. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s wild, I tell ya.

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground club where you can confess all your kinks and fetishes to your fellow players. Want to dress up as a sexy Enderman? Go for it! Have a thing for crafting tables? No judgment here, bro.

And get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yeah, you heard me right. A freakin’ rainbow-farting dragon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Let your freak flag fly high in the sky of this wacky Minecraft world.

CraftyMineJobs

career preferences, CraftyMineJobs, ideal job, important quality, job attributes, job characteristics, job criteria, job expectations, job fit, job preferences, job priorities, job qualifications, job qualities, job requirements, job satisfaction, Job Search, job specifications, job standards, job traits, job values

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us on weekends.

Looking for a job? Well, on our server, you can become the official Chicken Nugget Taste Tester or the Chief Llama Wrangler. And don’t worry, we pay in diamonds and emeralds, because who needs boring old money anyway?

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Players:	99/100	Votes:	938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2