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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 496 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 212 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 537 |
if you’re tired of boring old servers where you just mine and craft all day, come to our server where you can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle evil zombie chickens with laser eyes. we have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for no reason at all, except to confuse your friends.
join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high?