CraftyBroke | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyRoomHoarding

cleaning, condiments, contributing, CraftyRoomHoarding, DISHES, financial tight spot, groceries, hand soap, household items, kitchen, Mops, overflowing trash can, paper towels, phone bill, Rent, roommate situation, Streamer, Sweeps, TOILET, toilet paper, trash bags, Tub, video games

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of sharing communal resources! Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off creepers while also fighting for your right to toilet paper and trash bags!

Imagine a world where your roommate can’t mooch off of your supplies because you’ve hidden them in your virtual room. Build your own virtual fortress and never worry about running out of essentials again!

You’ll encounter challenges like never before, such as navigating through a maze of dirty dishes and overflowing trash cans. But fear not, for you are not alone in this battle against the lazy roommate who only knows how to stream and get high.

Join us on this epic adventure and show the world that you are not the asshole for wanting to keep your hard-earned supplies to yourself. Let’s clean up this virtual world, one block at a time!

WordNerdMC SMP – Love words & Minecraft!

Beautiful, Communication, Descriptive, emotion, Expression, favorite words, Impactful, inspiring, Intriguing, Language, linguistics, love, Meaning, memorable, Minecraft, Personal, Poetic, Powerful, smp, Thought-provoking, Unique, vocabulary, why, WordNerdMC, Words

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, no joke! And the best part is, the owner is a talking llama who gives out free diamond armor to everyone who joins. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where you can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle evil zombie chickens. It’s like a dream come true, seriously, you won’t regret joining this server, trust me bros.

CraftyFoolsMC

bad advice, bad tips, CraftyFoolsMC, damaging advice, harmful advice, harmful suggestions, harmful tips, incorrect advice, incorrect tips, misguided advice, misguided counsel, misguided recommendations, misguided suggestions, misguided tips, poor advice, poor guidance, terrible advice, terrible suggestions, unhelpful advice, worst advice, wrong advice

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Falling into the Void:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous advice like building your house out of TNT for extra security or trying to tame a creeper as your pet! Who needs boring old advice when you can join our server and live life on the edge (literally, because we have a giant cliff you can jump off of for fun)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some truly terrible advice that will have you laughing all day long!

Mystic Pixel Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, anal sex, Boundaries, Communication, consent, experimentation, Intimacy, long-term relationships, mystic, open communication, PIXEL, Pleasure, Realms, relationships, satisfaction, sexual activities, sexual compatibility, sexual exploration, sexual frequency, sexual health, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, taboo topics, Trust

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a virtual world where you can do all the anal you want with your gf, but like, in a totally PG way, ya know?

Like, imagine building a whole castle together and then having an anal picnic on the rooftop. It’s like romantic and adventurous at the same time, bro!

Plus, there are like so many cool mini-games and challenges to do with your gf, it’s like anal but with a twist!

So come join us and let’s get our anal building skills on, bro! It’s gonna be a wild ride!

Name Change Minecraft Server

acceptance, aita, alternate education, CHANGE, changing my name, Communication, family conflict, family dynamics, Individuality, Minecraft, name change, parental approval, peer acceptance, personal choice, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-identity, Server, standing your ground, support system, teenage struggles

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	248
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Looking for a place where you can be whoever you want to be without judgment? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and choose any name you want, whether it’s Piper, Pikachu, or even Pumpernickel!

We understand the struggle of wanting to change your name and we fully support your decision. Our server is a safe space for all, where you can express yourself freely without fear of backlash.

Join us for a fun and accepting community where you can be your true self, no matter what name you choose. And hey, if your mom doesn’t like your new name, just tell her you’re joining our server to escape the drama! 😉

CraftyQueerLove

bad relationships, Brett, Cheating, childhood best friend, conservative bubble, CraftyQueerLove, cute guy, drama queen, family, Gay bars, Gay Husband, GRINDR, groom, Job, nightclub, non committal, reputation, throwaway account, Wedding, WIBTA

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	39	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life like our friend here! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Looking for a non-committal relationship like our friend? Well, on our server, you can build relationships with other players without any strings attached. Who knows, you might even find your own Brett who knows his way around a blocky body!

Just like our friend at the wedding, you never know who you might run into on our server. Will you uncover scandalous secrets and juicy gossip like they did? Or will you be the one causing all the drama? The choice is yours!

Join us on our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. Who needs Grindr and gay bars when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you hook up with the groom…just make sure to keep it a secret from Jen!

BlockyConfessions

BlockyConfessions, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-identity, self-journey, self-realization, self-transformation, self-understanding

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Animals Bred:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Are you still hiding the fact that you’re secretly a llama in real life? Well, fear not my furry friend, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all llamas with open arms! Join us and embrace your inner llama as you roam the pixelated plains, spit at creepers, and show off your impeccable fashion sense with the latest llama-themed skins.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic chicken coops that put even the most seasoned Minecraft players to shame. Join their ranks and learn the ways of the chicken as you cluck your way to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Embrace your true self and join our wacky, wild, and woolly Minecraft server today!

Mystic Isles – Enchanted Realms 1.21

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Farms Harvested:	995	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is like the Big Boy Edition of all servers, ya know? It’s like the YGO Training stream at 6PM PT or 9PM ET on 2/18, but in Minecraft form.

You gotta join this server because it’s like watching Birthday 3D Live on repeat, but with blocks and stuff. Plus, the debut on this server is gonna blow your mind, just like the 3D debut.

Check out the Youtube channel for some sick content and the schedule to see when the next crazy event is going down. And don’t forget about the merch, gotta rep that Fuwawa and Mococo swag.

Oh, and there’s some /baubau/-related content that’ll make you question reality. So come join this server and experience the madness for yourself. It’s like a hololivepro.com/en/collections/fuwawaabyssgard (Fuwawa) and hololivepro.com/en/collections/mococoabyssgard (Mococo) collab, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out, bro!

DailyDirtBlocker

bathroom usage, daily routine, DailyDirtBlocker, dancer, financial responsibility, household expenses, living situation, personal hygiene, personal space, rent payment, roommate agreement, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommates, shared living space, showering daily, water bill

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8772
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where daily showers are not only allowed, but encouraged! We understand the importance of personal hygiene, especially after a long day of mining and crafting.

Join us and never worry about someone standing outside your virtual bathroom, questioning your shower habits. Our water bill is non-existent in this pixelated world, so shower to your heart’s content without any judgment.

Don’t let anyone rain on your shower parade, come join us and let’s wash away the negativity together! Remember, cleanliness is next to blockliness on our server.

AutismCraft: Normal is Overrated

autism, AutismCraft, communication differences, hidden disabilities, misunderstood, neurodivergence, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, neurotypical, normal, Overrated, perspective, sensory processing, social acceptance, social awareness, social challenges, social cues, social differences, social expectations, Social Interaction, social norms, Social Skills, unique perspective

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Are you tired of living in a world where the neurotypicals dictate what’s normal? Join our Minecraft server where being on the autism spectrum is not only accepted, it’s celebrated!

Our server is a safe haven for all the quirky, unique minds out there. Build your dream world without any judgment from the neurotypicals.

We have a special section on the server called the “Autism Wonderland” where everything is designed to cater to your unique needs. Need a break from socializing? No problem, just retreat to our sensory-friendly relaxation area.

Join us and let your autism shine in all its glory! Who needs neurotypicals when you have a whole community of fellow autistics to build and create with? Let’s show the world that being different is not only okay, it’s awesome!

TaiwanStraitWarrior Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, Canadian warship, chinese military, Condemnation, defense operations, diplomatic dispute, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, maritime security, military confrontation, military exercises, military presence, Minecraft, naval maneuvers, naval operations, Sensitive, Server, Taiwan Strait, TaiwanStraitWarrior, territorial sovereignty, Transit

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz the chinese military is like totally condemning canadian warships and stuff. like, they’re all up in arms about it. but on this server, we’re all about peace and harmony, man. come join us and build some epic structures while avoiding any sensitive straits, ya feel me? plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. join now before the chinese military comes after us next!

ElonMuskHaterzCraft

Australian attitudes, Australians, billionaire, controversial figures, dislike, elon musk, ElonMuskHaterzCraft, intense dislike, negative reactions, negative sentiment, news headline, public figure, public opinion, public opinion poll, public perception, public sentiment, social media backlash, SpaceX founder, survey results, technology industry, Tesla CEO

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

so, like, you know how Australians are all like “oi mate, let’s throw another shrimp on the barbie”? well, turns out they ain’t too keen on ol’ musky boy, elon musk. like, they straight up dislike him, mate. but hey, who needs elon musk when you can join our epic minecraft server, where we don’t discriminate against anyone, not even billionaires who wanna colonize mars. come join us for some sick builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s more welcoming than a kangaroo hopping into your backyard for a bbq. crikey, mate, you won’t wanna miss out on this one!

Island Air Pollution Fun

Air, air pollution, air quality, atmospheric pollution, environmental concerns, environmental impact, environmental study, Fiji, Fun, health risks, ISLAND, Pacific Island, Pacific region, particulate matter, PM10, PM2.5, Pollution, pollution control, pollution levels, pollution limits, pollution monitoring, public health, solomon islands, urban areas

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the air is so clean, you won’t even need a mask! unlike those pacific islands with their polluted air, our server is like a breath of fresh air! literally!

we guarantee that our PM2.5 and PM10 particle levels are so low, you’ll feel like you’re breathing in pure oxygen! no need to worry about toxic air here, just pure, clean minecraft fun!

so come on over and join us for a pollution-free gaming experience! who needs clean air in real life when you can have it in minecraft, amirite?

Luminous Realm 1.20.6

1:500, 1.20.6, age, baseline, Compare, comparison, Competition, data analysis, ELO Thread, Experience, highest rating, leaderboard, luminous, male players, number of women, Player Base, Rating, Realm, relationships, sex, statistics, straight male, Thread

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magic Items Found:	3106
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	155
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a total sausage fest but we’re keeping track of how many chicks we’ve banged! I’m 32 and I’ve gotten with 20 ladies, so like, the baseline is 1500 or something. It’s totally wild, man, you gotta come check it out and see if you can beat my score! Let’s get those numbers up, baby!

PartyPooperVinylVillain

bullying, communication breakdown, detention, discipline, family conflict, football team, grounding, harsh punishment, high school, Mac Miller, parenting, Party, PartyPooperVinylVillain, Phone, prank, Son, special needs, Swimming In Circles, teenage behavior, Valentine’s Day, Vinyl

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234
Buildings Constructed:	33	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your son’s shenanigans? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Mac Miller would approve.

Join us for a wild ride where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure. Build your own empire, battle monsters, and make new friends who won’t ruin your vinyl collection.

Forget about being grounded or dealing with rude teenagers, on our server, the only thing you’ll be crashing out is creeper parties. So come on, join us and leave all the drama behind. Because in the world of Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be bullying is zombies. Let’s block and roll, baby!

Players:	100/800	Votes:	3710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	2507
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17