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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 4212 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!