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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 3365 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!