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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 7632 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
New Chunks Explored: | 342298 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!