CraftyBookworms | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Creepers: Where We Build Better Worlds Than Amazon and Bethesda Combined!

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Are you tired of Bethesda shills ruining your gaming experience with Amazon slop? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of corporate greed and immerse yourself in a world where Fallout reigns supreme! Join us and build your own post-apocalyptic paradise, complete with mutant chickens and radioactive sheep. Who needs Bethesda when you have a Minecraft server that puts the power back in the hands of the players? Say goodbye to Amazon slop and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and reclaim the wasteland in style!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Baby and Mama’s Minecraft Mayhem

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Klaus Arminius, a Minecraft player so skilled that he once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he will grant three wishes to anyone who can beat him in a game of rock-paper-scissors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they tend to get a little rowdy after dark.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Minecraft Impact – Where Genshin General Meets Mining Madness!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us on our server where two worlds are aflame and the crimson night fades…whatever that means! Explore nature, discover traces, and embark on insane adventures that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara. But wait, there’s more! Our weapon banner includes the Tome of the Eternal Flow and the Freedom-Sworn sword.

And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards that are as permanent as your love for Minecraft. Plus, redeemable codes that will make you feel like a true Minecraft wizard.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up in a feline fortress furrdyssey that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mines Excavated:	3026
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BoomerCraft: Where Millenials and Zoomers Unite in Minecraft Madness!

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Are you tired of being a lonely millennial anon without a zoomer gf to call your own? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have zoomer gfs lining up to build pixelated houses with you in no time.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on to find love. We have epic events like “Speed Crafting Dating” where you can show off your building skills and win the heart of your dream zoomer gf.

Don’t miss out on the chance to find love and adventure in the world of Minecraft. Join our server now and say goodbye to your lonely millennial days forever!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6054	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Dragon Ball Super Edition

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because this server is run by none other than Goten himself! That’s right, the son of Goku is here to guide you through epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens, and even have dance parties with creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Dragon Balls hidden somewhere in the world. Who knows what kind of wishes you could make with those bad boys?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves and party with villagers until the sun comes up. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Sweet!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, it’s me, Goten, your fearless leader in this crazy world of blocks and mobs. Let’s do this!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ChatCraft LOLz – The Sassy Server

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Are you tired of being blocked from scraping images on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all the crazy coders who want to automate their way to victory! Join us and never worry about being blocked again, unless you try to build a giant statue of a chicken blocking the sun, then we might have to step in. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server! So come on over and let’s code our way to greatness together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Israeli Crew & Friends – Join /ישר/ – /ISR/ – /اسر/ – /ИЗP/ – /እስራ/ – /イスラ/

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where the stars themselves fall from the sky, creating a magical and chaotic landscape for you to explore.

Join our server and witness the madness of falling stars raining down on you as you mine for diamonds. Build your own castle out of star fragments and rule over your fellow players as the star king or queen.

But beware, the stars have a mind of their own and will occasionally come to life, attacking players and causing havoc. Will you be able to survive the celestial chaos and become the ultimate star warrior?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the sky is truly the limit (literally, because stars are falling from it)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Divine Spears Created:	30
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PrismCraft: Where Sony Meets Creepers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us if you want to be part of the former members of Prism Project, Sony’s VEE, and NHOTBOT sister branches. We’ve got news that will blow your mind – VerseN is now part of VEE and Prism is finished (or is it? *dramatic music*).

But wait, there’s more! Get your hands on the latest merch, including a free Emma R18 doujin (ooh la la), a Yura jar (for all your potion brewing needs), and Ami 2024 birthday merch (because who doesn’t love a good birthday celebration?). And don’t forget to check out the VEE official merch site for all your fashion needs.

Looking for some talent? Look no further than Meno Ibuki, the YouTube sensation that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, play the Prism games for a truly immersive experience.

But that’s not all – we’ve got Sonyverse Sister Branches, Prism Friends, and even a Skeb guide for all your artistic needs. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before! *cue epic music*

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4747
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Fallout’s Lore Gets Confused

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is as canon as it gets! Our server is so legit, even the original writers of Minecraft themselves play on it. That’s right, Notch himself has a house made entirely out of diamond blocks on our server.

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you questioning reality. Want to fight a dragon while riding a giant chicken? We got you covered. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? Done and done.

And don’t even get us started on the secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of craziness on any other server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, canon-filled Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, if it’s not on our server, it’s just fan fiction.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

KosherCraft – The Holy Land of Blocky Adventures!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Look no further than our server, where you can tune into wide-band web receivers from all over the globe! Want to listen in on European chatter without the pesky US military air traffic interrupting? We’ve got you covered. And don’t worry about missing out on the action in the US – our webSDR located there will keep you in the loop.

But that’s not all – set your frequency to 4724, 8992, or 11175 (or 15016 if you’re feeling adventurous), and get ready for some high-flying fun. Need to widen your bandwidth? Just tap the “Wider” button and get comfy as you listen in on the action.

And if you’re curious about SKYKING messages or want to track air and maritime traffic, we’ve got the resources for you. Plus, with real-time radiation maps, Morse code decoders, and even an SSTV decoder app, the possibilities are endless.

But beware – our GCP Dot is not to be pondered. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with the dot. So join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of excitement and intrigue like never before!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty Cactuars – Final Fantasy Fun on a Blocky Adventure Server!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild adventure inspired by Final Fantasy! We’ve got pixel remasters, epic trailers, and even a Final Fantasy VII Rebirth that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into Final Fantasy XVI info that will leave you on the edge of your seat, and don’t forget about the DLC that will take your gaming experience to a whole new level.

Feeling nostalgic? Check out Final Fantasy VII Ever Crisis and get ready to relive the magic all over again. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Dissidia Final Fantasy Opera Omnia and Final Fantasy Brave Exvius waiting for you to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a Chocobo racing track or a Moogle village along the way! See you in the game, adventurers!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	125
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Unfriend Me and Mine Alone – A Minecraft Server for Lonely Warriors

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft with the same old boring friends who can’t even build a decent dirt hut? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and say goodbye to your old online pals as you embark on a journey to find new, more socially acceptable friends who won’t judge you for your questionable building skills.

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane adventures that will make you forget all about your old friends who couldn’t even mine a single block without getting lost.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start fresh with a whole new group of Minecraft buddies who will never make fun of your awkward social interactions again!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where You Can’t Even Spell the Name Right

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds – pure magic!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly wizards in disguise. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold, and battle dragons with nothing but a carrot in hand (trust us, it works).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Bell, where the tacos are so spicy they’ll make your Minecraft character sweat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Animals Bred:	162	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Sassy Saars Minecraft Mayhem

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, or even tame a dragon and fly around the server causing mayhem. Our community is filled with players who love to pull pranks, create elaborate traps, and have epic PvP battles that will leave you laughing for days.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies who guard a treasure chest full of diamonds. And if you dare to challenge the admin in a game of parkour, you better be prepared to face the consequences (spoiler alert: it involves riding a minecart through a maze of lava and TNT).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Towns Built:	3	Enchantments Applied:	63
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VtuberCraft: Surviving WW3 with memes and blocky adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, you can witness the epic showdown between vtubers and the impending WW3! That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be fighting alongside your favorite virtual YouTubers as they battle it out against the forces of chaos and destruction.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also get the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, engage in epic dance battles with creepers, and even have a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and witness the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Emeralds Found:	2064
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4