CraftyBlockz Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Crops Grown:	8325	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with talking cows and dancing llamas. They were crowned the King of the Llamas and rode into battle on a giant chicken. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Are you brave enough to take on this epic quest?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

DALL-E 3’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, ai art, algorithmic art, Artificial Intelligence, artistic expression, bing.com, computer vision, Create, Creative Tools, dall e, dalle, deep learning, design inspiration, digital art, Epic, Image Generation, image manipulation, innovation, machine learning, Minecraft, neural network, smp, Technology, visual creativity, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6536
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where you can ride pigs into battle, fight off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, and even tame a creeper as your loyal pet!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can make all your wildest dreams come true. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

QuirkyQT in Minecraft SMP

alternative perspective, distinctive qualities, eccentricity, hidden talents, idiosyncratic traits, independent spirit, Individuality, intellectual curiosity, Minecraft, mysterious aura, nonconformity, offbeat interests, peculiar habits, peculiar tastes, quirky sense of humor, QuirkyQT, rare qualities, smp, unconventional beauty, unconventional charm, unconventional style, unique personality, unorthodox behavior

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Animals Bred:	171
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit place to be in the whole blocky world. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me give you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance. It’s like a rave but with creepers and skeletons getting down on the dance floor.

2. Our admin is a talking llama who gives out diamond blocks like they’re candy. You just gotta do a little llama dance and boom, you’re rich!

3. We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. It’s chaotic and hilarious.

4. Our community is full of crazy characters, like a villager who speaks only in puns and a zombie who thinks he’s a famous rapper. You’ll never be bored with these wacky folks around.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

UselessFactsCraft

completely useless information, Fun facts, fun trivia, interesting facts, long tail tag, pointless facts, Random facts, random knowledge, random trivia, random useless facts, Trivia, trivial knowledge, unimportant facts, unimportant information, useless data, useless fact, useless information, useless knowledge, useless tidbits, useless trivia, UselessFactsCraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6727	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can find a hidden village filled with talking cows who give out valuable life advice? Join us and discover the secret of the wise bovine beings! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a rare diamond-encrusted chicken roaming around, laying golden eggs for lucky players to find. So come on, join our server and uncover the wacky wonders that await you!

ChaosCraft Minecraft Server

Chaos, ChaosCraft, Conflict, cooperation, Diplomacy, Foreign Minister, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., Government, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Peace, Politics, regional tensions, Server, Stability, Syria, Syrian-Iranian relations, Warning, warning message

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Crops Grown:	2988	New Chunks Explored:	292075

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE SYRIA’S NEW FOREIGN MINISTER ASKIN IRAN TO STOP SPREADING CHAOS BUT INSTEAD WE BE SPREADING FUN AND MADNESS!

WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK!

COME JOIN US IF YOU WANNA LAUGH TIL YOUR PICKAXE BREAKS AND BUILD TIL YOUR BLOCKS RUN OUT!

WARNING: MAY CAUSE EXTREME ADDICTION AND UNCONTROLLABLE GIGGLES. PLAY AT YOUR OWN RISK!

ShovelSquadCraft: Putin’s Oil Spill Rescue

Black sea, citizen action, cleanup efforts, community activism, ecological crisis, environmental activism, Environmental awareness, environmental cleanup, environmental conservation, environmental disaster, environmental impact, Environmental Protection, environmental responsibility, environmental stewardship, grassroots movement, marine pollution, Oil, oil spill, putin, Putins, rescue, ShovelSquadCraft, Spill, volunteerism, Volunteers

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Endless Night Skies:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of being just an ordinary person with a shovel? Do you want to be a part of something EPIC and make a REAL difference in the world? Well, look no further cuz we got the perfect place for you!

Our Minecraft server is like no other, it’s a wild ride of adventure, chaos, and FUN! Join us and become a part of the most epic clean-up crew in Minecraft history. We ain’t just cleaning up any old mess, we’re tackling a Black Sea oil spill like bosses!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ask Putin himself for help. That’s right, THE Putin! Who knows, maybe he’ll even drop by for a game of Minecraft and help us clean up the mess. It’s gonna be LIT!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your shovel, put on your best cleaning outfit, and join us on this crazy adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Let’s show the world what a group of misfit Minecraft players can do when we put our minds to it. Join now and let’s clean up this mess together!

C0V1D 4 D3C4D3

C0V1D, coronavirus, covid, D3C4D3, economic repercussions, five years ago, global crisis, health emergency, healthcare system, historical event, impact on society, lessons learned, Lockdown, long time ago, mask mandates, mental health challenges, pandemic, public health, Quarantine, remote work, social distancing, vaccination efforts

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

remember that time when covid was like, half a decade ago? yeah, me neither. but who cares about that when you can join our EPIC minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. not to mention, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our zombies are actually just misunderstood unicorns in disguise. join us and become part of the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane minecraft community out there. because why live in a boring, normal world when you can live in ours? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s make some memories that we’ll probably forget tomorrow!

FreakCraft

BUILD, Challenges, Discord, Experience, Freakcraft, java, LATEST, Machine, Minecraft, no Sethome, no-tp, player, QUIRKS, real, self-hosted, Server, Social, Stable, Survival, Technical, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Ores Mined:	8542
Crops Grown:	8104	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mines Excavated:	4157

FreakCraft Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Version	Always on the latest stable vanilla jar
Host	Self hosted on a purpose built machine
Plugins	No plugins
Commands	No tp/sethome
Discord	Join our Discord
Java	IP: freakcraft.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server version? A: We always run the latest stable vanilla jar.

Q: Are there any plugins installed? A: No, we do not use any plugins on the server.

Q: Can I use commands like /tp or /sethome? A: No, we believe in a true vanilla experience without those commands.

Q: How can I join the Discord server? A: You can join our Discord server by clicking on the link provided above.

Q: What is the server IP for Java edition? A: The server IP is freakcraft.net

Crafted Space Force 1.20.2

1.20.2, Appearance, bold, crafted, Creative, Custom, design, Edgy, fashion, force, Military, Outfit, president, SF uniform, sharp, SOPHISTICATED, Space, Statement, Stellar, Style, tailored, trend, trump, Unique

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5891
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it looks so sharp, like a ninja’s throwing star! And who wouldn’t want to play on a server that’s as stellar as a supernova, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s make this Minecraft world shine brighter than a diamond in the sky! Let’s gooooo!

Pizza gate Documentary Minecraft SMP

Anons, atrocities, Boring night, child trafficking, Conspiracy Theory, Corruption, cover up, deep state, documentary, Gate, Government, illuminati, investigative journalism, Merry Christmas, Minecraft, pizza, pizzagate, political strategy, santa, Satanic pedophiles, secret society, smp, Thoughts, War against GOD

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring nights spent watching documentaries about Pizzagate? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can uncover the truth about satanic pedophiles in a virtual world! Build your base to protect yourself from the evil forces of darkness and gather allies to wage war against the forces of evil. Who needs Santa when you can fight against the ultimate enemy – satanic pedophiles! Join now and Merry Christmas, Anons!

GenderRevealParty Minecraft Server

attention seeking, Breakup, cheating ex, complete without a man, Cruel, EMBARRASSING, family drama, family split, gender reveal party, GenderRevealParty, making a scene, Minecraft, out of line, overreacted, Peacekeeping, private opinions, rocky relationship, Server, snapping at sister, special day, Support, unnecessary comment

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like at a gender reveal party! Join us for a wild ride filled with over-the-top decorations, themed desserts, and even professional photographers (in-game, of course).

But watch out for those attention-seeking players who might try to steal your thunder. Just like the OP’s sister, they might try to make you feel incomplete without a Minecraft partner or baby creepers. Don’t let them get to you – show them who’s boss by building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land!

And if things get too heated, feel free to snap like the OP did and leave the party. We promise not to judge – after all, sometimes you just need to log off and take a break from the chaos. So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the drama is the creativity of our players!

CreeperCafe: No Hard Feelings

advice, aita, Christmas season, college, Communication, condescending, Conflict Resolution, coworker, CreeperCafe, customer service, feelings, georgia, HARD, pet names, Restaurant, Rude, Server, small talk, southern accent, southern charm, stress, Tips

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Endless Night Skies:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as charming as a Southern belle? Well, look no further, y’all! Our server is filled with players who will shower you with sweet words like “honey” and “sweetie” all day long. But beware, if you don’t like it, they might just yell “Don’t call me that!” like a grumpy customer.

Our server is the perfect place to practice your small talk skills, because our players love to chit chat instead of just playing the game. And if you think you’re not getting enough tips, don’t worry, it’s probably just because of your southern accent. But hey, who needs tips when you’ve got all the charm in the world, right?

Join us now and experience the true meaning of hospitality, even if it means spending more time talking than actually playing. And remember, it’s not rude to ignore the game objectives, it’s just how things work here. So come on down and get ready for a wild ride of excessive pet names and condescending compliments. Yeehaw!

CoalCraft: Santa’s Revenge

bad presents, Christmas fails, Christmas letdowns, Christmas shopping, CoalCraft, disappointing gifts, gift disasters, gift giving, gift mishaps, gift regrets, holiday blunders, holiday disappointment, holiday faux pas, holiday letdowns, holiday mishaps, holiday stress, present disasters, regifting, Revenge, Santas, unwanted gifts, worst Christmas present, worst gifts

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mines Excavated:	3200	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Are you tired of giving boring gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and give your friends the gift of endless entertainment and hilarity as you embark on crazy adventures together.

Forget about boring old presents, on our server, you can give your friends the gift of a giant chicken that follows them around everywhere, or a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure they don’t light it on fire!). And who needs a boring old sweater when you can give them a pet creeper that explodes confetti instead of blowing up?

Join us now and give the gift of laughter and chaos this holiday season. Trust us, your friends will never forget the Christmas present you gave them on our server!

Spugunke

Active players, bedrock, Community, crossplay, Discord, grow, Ip:, java, Minecraft, non-laggy, original feel, player place, PORT, Server, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Tpa, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Votes:	6635
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	648138
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Spugunke Minecraft Server

Hello! My server called ‘Spugunke’ is only 2 days old. We have quite a few active players and looking to grow more. The Server is as close to vanilla as possible, to get the original feel of Minecraft. We hope to grow our player place as soon as possible!!!

Features:

Tpa’s

/spawn

sethomes

Non-Laggy server

Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)

Join our Discord to help create a community and find IP for the server.

Java IP: spugunke.net

Version: 1.21.4

Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

I hope to see some of you soon!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is PvP enabled on the server?	No, PvP is disabled on the server.
Can I use mods on the server?	We only allow certain approved mods for fairness and security reasons.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to maintain a positive community environment.
How can I report a player for breaking the rules?	You can report a player by contacting a staff member on Discord or through an in-game command.

Mayo’s Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, art, covers, DECORATE, DreamCooking, Earblessings, Egoistic seesaw, Generals containing Koyo, Hag, Hakui Koyori, HoloX, Koyo, Mayo Rules, Mayos, New Journey, Otome yo motomeyo QED, PINK, Realm, Shijyo Saidai no QUESTION!, SNEEZES, Tear Gazer, Treats, Unbalance, wao, 博衣こより

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and madness. Imagine building your own castle while jamming out to some sick tunes like WAO! and Egoistic seesaw by the one and only Hakui Koyori.

But wait, there’s more! You can also cover your favorite songs, collaborate with other players, and even create some insane art inspired by Koyori herself. And don’t forget about the earblessings, sneezes, treats, and everything else that will make your head spin like a top.

Plus, we’ve got some mayo rules that will make you question reality, like always ending with Koyo and keeping things seiso like Joshu-kun. So come on, join us and let’s spread the Koyoyo love all over this Minecraft server!

Baldurs Gate Minecraft SMP – Baldur’s Gate General

Baldurs, baldurs gate, Class, companions, FAQ, Gate, general, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minecraft, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, News, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, Patch 7, PC, Polls, PS5, Race, romance, smp, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, Trailer, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9098
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Falling into the Void:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Towns Built:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

Our server is so epic that even Santa himself plays on it during the off-season. That’s right, jolly old St. Nick loves to mine and craft with us! Plus, we have a secret portal to the North Pole where you can hang out with the elves and sip hot cocoa.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical that you can recruit Minthara without going down the evil path. Who knew that knocking out a character could lead to such shenanigans? And don’t even get us started on the romance options – let’s just say things can get steamy in the mines.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky Astral-Touched Tadpoles – they can really mess with your appearance!