CraftyBlockHQ | New Minecraft Servers 2024

HateTaterTotz

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Are you tired of being judged for not liking pineapple on pizza? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no pineapple on pizza” policy! Join us and build your own pizza paradise without any judgment from pineapple lovers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands dropping bacon and granting wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter the Baconator?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of the llama dance party!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where pineapple on pizza is a crime and llamas know how to boogie!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Magical Madness SMP! Free Modpack! Create Content and Chaos! No Adults Allowed! Boldly Silly Survival Adventure!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	‘Sup Bitch!
Version	1.20.1 Minecraft Java Edition
Mods	Origins (+ Extras!) Create (+ MORE Extras, including Estrogen!) Ad Astra (incl. Star Wars planets) Mine Cells Waystones Building Mods (Chipped, Handcrafted, Accurate Block Placement, etc.) Biome Mods (Biomes We’ve Gone, Terrestria, Terralith, Cinderscapes, etc.) Exploration Mods (Better Nether, Better End, Deeper and Darker, Promenade, etc.)
Discord Server Link	https://discord.gg/JMWwxZJYJR
Rules	Don’t be a freak. (Comprehensive rules available in Discord)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What mods does the server have?	The server has Origins, Create, Ad Astra, Mine Cells, Waystones, and many more.
Is the server lore-focused?	Yes, the server has a detailed lore with characters and a planned narrative.
How can I join the server?	You can join through the Discord server link provided.
Are there any specific rules I should follow?	The main rule is “Don’t be a freak”, with comprehensive rules available in Discord.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Potions Brewed:	99	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Sisters of Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this server is for the Sisters of Battle! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword while wearing a fabulous pink tutu. Who said Sisters of Battle can’t be fashionable?

2. We have a special quest where you have to rescue a group of adorable baby chickens from the clutches of an evil chicken overlord. Will you be the hero they need?

3. Our server has a magical potion that turns all the creepers into friendly unicorns that shoot rainbows instead of exploding. Who wouldn’t want to be friends with a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

4. We host epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a whole day. Talk about a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Sisters of Battle Minecraft server and prepare for the wackiest adventures of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

/Minecraft SMP/ – /gig/ – Griefer Infiltration Guild/

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Legend has it that anyone who finds this village will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant spiders and evil creepers for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP server. Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Animals Bred:	55

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyClassApology

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic tale of Brandon, the misunderstood cup pyramid destroyer.

Watch as Brandon’s reputation is put on the line, accused of a crime he didn’t commit – knocking down a pyramid of cups. Ms. B, the underpaid teacher turned detective, tries to solve the mystery but ends up in hot water herself. Will Brandon clear his name? Will Ms. B learn the true meaning of justice? Find out on our server!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive in-game events where you can stack cups, build pyramids, and even roleplay as a structural engineer like Brandon. And don’t worry, we promise not to falsely accuse you of any cup-related crimes. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Villages Defended:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1313
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineCraftMixtape

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If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll have the chance to swap lives with a musician every week! Imagine shredding on a guitar like Jimi Hendrix one day, then belting out ballads like Adele the next. Who needs real life when you can live out your rockstar fantasies in blocky pixel form? Plus, rumor has it that if you play a creeper the right tune, it’ll drop a record instead of blowing up. Rock on, blockheads!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PrisonCraft2021

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Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a creeper convention and more diamonds than a rich llama’s mansion!

Join us on this wild ride through Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action!

Build your own cell block and escape like a pro, or team up with other inmates to pull off the ultimate heist and steal all the guard’s enchanted armor!

But beware, the prison guards are no joke. They’ll chase you down faster than you can say “Redstone Redemption”!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Buff Network

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Join our Minecraft Lifesteal Server, where every hit matters! In this thrilling, competitive survival world, you can steal hearts from other players to increase your health. Engage in epic battles, form alliances, and survive in a world where losing a heart can be the end. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or going solo, be prepared for intense PvP, custom events, and a vibrant community. Can you survive and dominate? Join now and find out!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchantments Applied:	269
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BlastDay

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Welcome to Blastday, where the spirit of adventure meets a vibrant community! Our Minecraft network is designed for players of all ages, offering a diverse range of game modes that cater to every style of play. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a fierce competitor, or a curious explorer, Blastday has something for everyone.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ores Mined:	7003	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Animals Bred:	148	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

2B2T JP: where chaos reigns, sushi is served, and creepers ride bullet trains!

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2B2T JP: Everything is free. The choice is yours.

Java/IP	2b2tjp.com
Bedrock/IP	mc.2b2tjp.com
Bedrock/Port	20302
Region	Japan

2B2T JP is a minecraft server in Japan with no rules at all (people call it an anarchy server).

The management does not abuse the OP. Players will not be banned no matter what they do.

Players can build, form clans, and collapse other clans’ bases on this server.

The choice is yours as to what you do.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on 2B2T JP. It is an anarchy server.
Will I get banned for griefing or raiding other players?	No, players will not be banned for any actions they take on the server.
Can I form alliances with other players?	Yes, players can form clans and alliances with other players.
Is there a limit to what I can build on the server?	No, there are no limitations on building on 2B2T JP.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty Ark – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic battle between 6 Vanguard Flametail and 6 Defender Blemishine as they fight for dominance over the land. Watch as 5 Specialist Kafka uses their magical powers to turn the entire server upside down. And don’t even get us started on 5 Guard Leto and 5* Vanguard Cantabile – they’re like the dynamic duo of destruction!

But wait, there’s more! Explore the mysterious realms of Babel with 5* Guard Odda, where anything and everything is possible. And don’t forget to check out the EPOQUE event featuring Qiubai, Cement, Corroserum, and Pinecone – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (maybe).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Items Found:	1553
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Apple Drone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being surrounded by Apple drones who think they’re too cool for school? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from the cult of Apple! Join us and break free from the chains of conformity as we build, mine, and troll our way through the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with these woolly masterminds or will you be left in the dust?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rebel run wild! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Void Gems Collected:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

GooglyMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of Google’s search results leading you astray like a lost sheep in a digital wasteland? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about getting lost in the vast sea of misinformation again. Our server is like a magical unicorn that guides you to the most epic loot and the dankest memes with just a click of your mouse. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is actually a secret Google algorithm in disguise, just waiting to grant you all the knowledge and power you desire. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the digital realm together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magic Items Found:	6601
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CreeperCIARecruit2021

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If the CIA came knocking on your door to recruit you, you better hope you’ve been practicing your Minecraft skills because our server is the ultimate training ground for secret agents! We’ve got hidden bases, intricate puzzles, and even a secret underground lair where you can hone your espionage skills.

Join us and prove to the CIA that you’re the ultimate Minecraft spy! Who needs fancy gadgets and high-tech training when you’ve got a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal? So come on, agent, show us what you’re made of and maybe one day you’ll be saving the world one block at a time.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

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lol join our minecraft server, where we have more restricted technology than russia! india is now our no. 2 supplier of all the crazy stuff you can imagine in minecraft. want a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit? we got it. need a potion that turns you into a flying pig? we got that too. come join us for the most insane minecraft experience you’ll ever have. who needs russia when you have us?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3623	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0