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Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be cruising around in a Lincoln Town Car, picking up virtual chicks and living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8781	Animals Bred:	91
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal

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Are you tired of being the family seamstress and baker without any appreciation? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless requests for hemming dresses and baking cupcakes! On our server, you can build your own virtual sewing machine and bakery, where your in-laws will have to pay you in diamonds to get their alterations and treats. No more free labor for them – make them work for it by mining for resources and fighting off creepers in exchange for your services. Show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft and never feel like the family doormat again! Join now and unleash your inner crafting queen!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

HateTaterTotz

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Are you tired of being judged for not liking pineapple on pizza? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no pineapple on pizza” policy! Join us and build your own pizza paradise without any judgment from pineapple lovers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands dropping bacon and granting wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter the Baconator?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of the llama dance party!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where pineapple on pizza is a crime and llamas know how to boogie!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Crops Grown:	7873
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2028

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Magical Madness SMP! Free Modpack! Create Content and Chaos! No Adults Allowed! Boldly Silly Survival Adventure!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	‘Sup Bitch!
Version	1.20.1 Minecraft Java Edition
Mods	Origins (+ Extras!) Create (+ MORE Extras, including Estrogen!) Ad Astra (incl. Star Wars planets) Mine Cells Waystones Building Mods (Chipped, Handcrafted, Accurate Block Placement, etc.) Biome Mods (Biomes We’ve Gone, Terrestria, Terralith, Cinderscapes, etc.) Exploration Mods (Better Nether, Better End, Deeper and Darker, Promenade, etc.)
Discord Server Link	https://discord.gg/JMWwxZJYJR
Rules	Don’t be a freak. (Comprehensive rules available in Discord)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What mods does the server have?	The server has Origins, Create, Ad Astra, Mine Cells, Waystones, and many more.
Is the server lore-focused?	Yes, the server has a detailed lore with characters and a planned narrative.
How can I join the server?	You can join through the Discord server link provided.
Are there any specific rules I should follow?	The main rule is “Don’t be a freak”, with comprehensive rules available in Discord.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Sisters of Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this server is for the Sisters of Battle! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword while wearing a fabulous pink tutu. Who said Sisters of Battle can’t be fashionable?

2. We have a special quest where you have to rescue a group of adorable baby chickens from the clutches of an evil chicken overlord. Will you be the hero they need?

3. Our server has a magical potion that turns all the creepers into friendly unicorns that shoot rainbows instead of exploding. Who wouldn’t want to be friends with a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

4. We host epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a whole day. Talk about a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Sisters of Battle Minecraft server and prepare for the wackiest adventures of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

/Minecraft SMP/ – /gig/ – Griefer Infiltration Guild/

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Legend has it that anyone who finds this village will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant spiders and evil creepers for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP server. Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyClassApology

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic tale of Brandon, the misunderstood cup pyramid destroyer.

Watch as Brandon’s reputation is put on the line, accused of a crime he didn’t commit – knocking down a pyramid of cups. Ms. B, the underpaid teacher turned detective, tries to solve the mystery but ends up in hot water herself. Will Brandon clear his name? Will Ms. B learn the true meaning of justice? Find out on our server!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive in-game events where you can stack cups, build pyramids, and even roleplay as a structural engineer like Brandon. And don’t worry, we promise not to falsely accuse you of any cup-related crimes. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	New Chunks Explored:	153427
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineCraftMixtape

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If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll have the chance to swap lives with a musician every week! Imagine shredding on a guitar like Jimi Hendrix one day, then belting out ballads like Adele the next. Who needs real life when you can live out your rockstar fantasies in blocky pixel form? Plus, rumor has it that if you play a creeper the right tune, it’ll drop a record instead of blowing up. Rock on, blockheads!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PrisonCraft2021

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Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a creeper convention and more diamonds than a rich llama’s mansion!

Join us on this wild ride through Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action!

Build your own cell block and escape like a pro, or team up with other inmates to pull off the ultimate heist and steal all the guard’s enchanted armor!

But beware, the prison guards are no joke. They’ll chase you down faster than you can say “Redstone Redemption”!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	197
Alien Abductions:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Buff Network

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Join our Minecraft Lifesteal Server, where every hit matters! In this thrilling, competitive survival world, you can steal hearts from other players to increase your health. Engage in epic battles, form alliances, and survive in a world where losing a heart can be the end. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or going solo, be prepared for intense PvP, custom events, and a vibrant community. Can you survive and dominate? Join now and find out!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dimension Hops:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BlastDay

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Welcome to Blastday, where the spirit of adventure meets a vibrant community! Our Minecraft network is designed for players of all ages, offering a diverse range of game modes that cater to every style of play. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a fierce competitor, or a curious explorer, Blastday has something for everyone.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

2B2T JP: where chaos reigns, sushi is served, and creepers ride bullet trains!

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2B2T JP: Everything is free. The choice is yours.

Java/IP	2b2tjp.com
Bedrock/IP	mc.2b2tjp.com
Bedrock/Port	20302
Region	Japan

2B2T JP is a minecraft server in Japan with no rules at all (people call it an anarchy server).

The management does not abuse the OP. Players will not be banned no matter what they do.

Players can build, form clans, and collapse other clans’ bases on this server.

The choice is yours as to what you do.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on 2B2T JP. It is an anarchy server.
Will I get banned for griefing or raiding other players?	No, players will not be banned for any actions they take on the server.
Can I form alliances with other players?	Yes, players can form clans and alliances with other players.
Is there a limit to what I can build on the server?	No, there are no limitations on building on 2B2T JP.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Ark – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic battle between 6 Vanguard Flametail and 6 Defender Blemishine as they fight for dominance over the land. Watch as 5 Specialist Kafka uses their magical powers to turn the entire server upside down. And don’t even get us started on 5 Guard Leto and 5* Vanguard Cantabile – they’re like the dynamic duo of destruction!

But wait, there’s more! Explore the mysterious realms of Babel with 5* Guard Odda, where anything and everything is possible. And don’t forget to check out the EPOQUE event featuring Qiubai, Cement, Corroserum, and Pinecone – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (maybe).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Apple Drone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being surrounded by Apple drones who think they’re too cool for school? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from the cult of Apple! Join us and break free from the chains of conformity as we build, mine, and troll our way through the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with these woolly masterminds or will you be left in the dust?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rebel run wild! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

GooglyMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of Google’s search results leading you astray like a lost sheep in a digital wasteland? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about getting lost in the vast sea of misinformation again. Our server is like a magical unicorn that guides you to the most epic loot and the dankest memes with just a click of your mouse. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is actually a secret Google algorithm in disguise, just waiting to grant you all the knowledge and power you desire. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the digital realm together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4