CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fappy talky to a whole new level! Join us as we discuss our wildest fetishes and get our blocky selves off in the Doggy Edition!

Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server where you can build a giant statue of your favorite hentai character while chatting about your weirdest kinks? Plus, our community is so welcoming and open-minded that you’ll feel right at home sharing your deepest desires.

And let’s not forget about our legendary events, like the annual Enderman Strip Poker Tournament and the Creeper Cosplay Contest. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to win some epic prizes and show off your Minecraft fashion sense.

So come on over to our server and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of creativity – things can get pretty wild around here.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	142

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

””> Watching TV” Minecraft Server

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> So you’re just chilling, watching TV on your couch when suddenly, BAM! A Spanish ad pops up out of nowhere. It’s like your geolocation is trying to tell you something. It’s a sign, my friend. A sign that you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP.

> Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is so lit, even your geolocation is getting in on the action. Imagine building your own virtual empire while also decoding secret messages from the universe. It’s like playing Minecraft and solving a mystery at the same time. Mind blown, right?

> So come on, join us on this wild ride of Spanish ads and geolocation shenanigans. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server. It’s gonna be a wild, wacky, and totally unpredictable adventure. Don’t miss out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mines Excavated:	3663	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Caitlin’s First Playoff Series Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time that’s more intense than a WNBA game! We’ve got the New York Liberty facing off against the Atlanta Dream in a battle for dominance at 10:00 Pacific time. And if that’s not enough, stick around for the Indiana Fever taking on the Connecticut Sun at 12:00 Pacific on ABC – it’s gonna be hotter than a lava lake!

But wait, there’s more! The Phoenix Mercury are going head-to-head with the Minnesota Lynx at 2:00 Pacific on ESPN, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for victory. And if you’re still craving some action, the Seattle Storm will be facing off against the Las Vegas Aces at 7:00 Pacific on ESPN – it’s gonna be a showdown more epic than a creeper explosion!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build, mine, and battle it out like a pro while watching some epic WNBA matchups? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BabyBlockParty

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my MIL’s untrained labradors? Look no further! Our server is like a wild pack of dogs, jumping all over you from the moment you log in. But don’t worry, they won’t pee on you (we hope).

Just like my MIL’s dogs, our server is out of control and full of surprises. One time, a player had a hot cup of tea in their hand and got jumped on by a creeper – let’s just say it didn’t end well. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will you be pounced on by a zombie? Will you accidentally fall into a pit of lava? The possibilities are endless! Plus, just like my SIL guilt-tripping me to visit my MIL, our server will guilt-trip you into staying for hours on end.

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, watch out for those virtual labradors – they may not pee on you, but they sure know how to cause a ruckus!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Towns Built:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ores Mined:	881
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

20sMistakeMinecraftSMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP and not experiencing the absolute chaos and hilarity that ensues on a daily basis! Seriously, if you’re not here, you’re missing out on epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare blocks for enchanted cookies. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny is hidden somewhere in our world, just waiting for a brave soul to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that will make all your 20s mistakes pale in comparison!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ShadowShenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your shadow has a mind of its own! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where your shadow might just decide to pull pranks on you when you least expect it.

Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle, only to turn around and see your shadow moonwalking on the walls like it’s auditioning for a dance competition. Or maybe you’re deep in a cave, mining for diamonds, when suddenly your shadow starts singing show tunes at the top of its lungs, alerting all the creepers in the vicinity.

But fear not, because on our server, your shadow is not just a nuisance – it’s also your trusty sidekick! Need help fighting off a horde of zombies? Your shadow will whip out a sword and start slicing and dicing like a pro. Want to impress your friends with some sick parkour skills? Your shadow will show off its acrobatic moves, making you the envy of all.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where your shadow is more than just a silhouette – it’s a mischievous companion that will keep you on your toes (literally)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	459	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

UkrainianShellCrafters

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hey u! do u like explosions and big booms? well do we have the server for u! we got ukraine making 155mm artillery shells and howitzers like it’s nobody’s business. come join us for some epic battles and watch the sky light up with fireworks (aka explosions). why settle for boring old minecraft when u can have a server that’s literally blowing up? join now for a blast of a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BreadSRV II

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14 Friendly members, a few plugins and monthly build themes to follow for a reward (join discord). There are a few rules you must follow if you want to stay here. RULES:

No Griefing.

No cheating/hacking OR XRAY.

No stealing peoples items from chests.

No killing other players without a reason for it.

No dupe glitches or exploits. If you do NOT follow the rules, you will be kicked from the Minecraft server, and given a warning, if you continue breaking the rules after the 3rd warning, you will be permanently banned.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Hangover: Semi-Spicy PVE Edition

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The Hangout Minecraft Server

Overview: Where adventure meets community!

Why Join Us? Our server offers a unique gameplay experience with amazing features designed for both casual players and hardcore Minecraft enthusiasts.

Key Features:

Discord Integration	Chat with friends, coordinate builds, and stay updated on server events even when you’re not in-game.
In-Game Events Hosted by Admins	Our admins regularly host exciting events, competitions, and challenges.
Respawning Ender Dragon	Face the ultimate challenge every night! The Ender Dragon respawns at midnight.
Single Player Sleep	No need to wait for everyone to sleep! One player can sleep through the night.
Bending for Subscribers	Unlock the power of Water, Earth, Fire, and Air for our subscribers.

Join the Community: Our community is always welcoming new players, whether you’re looking for friends or epic builds.

Ready to Join?

Server IP: 74.95.135.190

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/hG8kPs69KP

We can’t wait to see you in-game! 🌟

FAQs:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply input the server IP provided above in your Minecraft client and connect to join the server.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, our server is open to all players who wish to join.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Of course! The more, the merrier. Share the server IP and Discord invite link with your friends.

Q: Are there rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gameplay experience for all players. You can find the rules listed in our Discord server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Decent Vidya Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring and mediocre video game adaptations? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted llama roaming around, just waiting to be tamed by a brave adventurer like yourself.

But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs out of its beak, a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, and a dance party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to boogie down. And did we mention the talking cows? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Liquidated Link Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity, with players pulling off the most ridiculous stunts and pranks you can imagine.

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle, or see a chicken army take over a village. Our community is full of crazy characters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry.

And if you think you can handle the madness, come on over and try to survive the chaos. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BrokeBlockMateKickedOut

Are you tired of living with freeloading friends who can’t pay their share of the rent? Join our Minecraft server where everyone pulls their weight – literally! No more moochers taking advantage of your kindness, just pure gaming fun with responsible players who know how to pay their virtual dues.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about your in-game house getting repossessed because your roommate forgot to chip in for the virtual mortgage. On our server, everyone is financially responsible and understands the importance of keeping the lights on in the virtual world.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about missed payments and hello to epic adventures with fellow gamers who actually contribute to the virtual economy. Join now and experience the thrill of playing with responsible adults who know how to handle their virtual finances. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to living with freeloading friends in the real world after experiencing the financial freedom of our Minecraft server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	5739	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mines Excavated:	2801	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it literally explodes like a sarmat missile during a test in russia? well, this is the place for you, my dude!

imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant explosion that sends you flying into a world of pure chaos and fun. our server is so insane, it will blow your mind (literally)!

we have crazy builds, epic battles, and the most ridiculous mini-games you’ve ever seen. plus, our community is like a family of deranged unicorns who just want to have a good time.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little singed), come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of explosions, then maybe stay away).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BlockBlastersMC

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LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! We have more explosions than a Russia-Ukraine conflict, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt (except for the occasional creeper explosion).

With over 20 players getting “wounded” by our hilarious pranks and epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Build your own apartment block and watch out for those sneaky Russian strikes – they might just be looking for diamonds!

Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TRAVEL MC

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Welcome To TRAVEL MC network.This Server is made for people Cracked/Premium.Java/Pe To Play Together And Got A Professional LifeSteal Server Experience.Join This Server And Become A Part of This Community

Thanks For Join!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SABEX | PRIVATE VANILLA SERVER Minecraft server

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Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Love Letters Sent:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.