CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fappy talky to a whole new level! Join us as we discuss our wildest fetishes and get our blocky selves off in the Doggy Edition!

Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server where you can build a giant statue of your favorite hentai character while chatting about your weirdest kinks? Plus, our community is so welcoming and open-minded that you’ll feel right at home sharing your deepest desires.

And let’s not forget about our legendary events, like the annual Enderman Strip Poker Tournament and the Creeper Cosplay Contest. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to win some epic prizes and show off your Minecraft fashion sense.

So come on over to our server and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of creativity – things can get pretty wild around here.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ShadowShenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your shadow has a mind of its own! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where your shadow might just decide to pull pranks on you when you least expect it.

Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle, only to turn around and see your shadow moonwalking on the walls like it’s auditioning for a dance competition. Or maybe you’re deep in a cave, mining for diamonds, when suddenly your shadow starts singing show tunes at the top of its lungs, alerting all the creepers in the vicinity.

But fear not, because on our server, your shadow is not just a nuisance – it’s also your trusty sidekick! Need help fighting off a horde of zombies? Your shadow will whip out a sword and start slicing and dicing like a pro. Want to impress your friends with some sick parkour skills? Your shadow will show off its acrobatic moves, making you the envy of all.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where your shadow is more than just a silhouette – it’s a mischievous companion that will keep you on your toes (literally)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

UkrainianShellCrafters

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hey u! do u like explosions and big booms? well do we have the server for u! we got ukraine making 155mm artillery shells and howitzers like it’s nobody’s business. come join us for some epic battles and watch the sky light up with fireworks (aka explosions). why settle for boring old minecraft when u can have a server that’s literally blowing up? join now for a blast of a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BreadSRV II

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14 Friendly members, a few plugins and monthly build themes to follow for a reward (join discord). There are a few rules you must follow if you want to stay here. RULES:

No Griefing.

No cheating/hacking OR XRAY.

No stealing peoples items from chests.

No killing other players without a reason for it.

No dupe glitches or exploits. If you do NOT follow the rules, you will be kicked from the Minecraft server, and given a warning, if you continue breaking the rules after the 3rd warning, you will be permanently banned.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mines Excavated:	3165	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Hangover: Semi-Spicy PVE Edition

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The Hangout Minecraft Server

Overview: Where adventure meets community!

Why Join Us? Our server offers a unique gameplay experience with amazing features designed for both casual players and hardcore Minecraft enthusiasts.

Key Features:

Discord Integration	Chat with friends, coordinate builds, and stay updated on server events even when you’re not in-game.
In-Game Events Hosted by Admins	Our admins regularly host exciting events, competitions, and challenges.
Respawning Ender Dragon	Face the ultimate challenge every night! The Ender Dragon respawns at midnight.
Single Player Sleep	No need to wait for everyone to sleep! One player can sleep through the night.
Bending for Subscribers	Unlock the power of Water, Earth, Fire, and Air for our subscribers.

Join the Community: Our community is always welcoming new players, whether you’re looking for friends or epic builds.

Ready to Join?

Server IP: 74.95.135.190

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/hG8kPs69KP

We can’t wait to see you in-game! 🌟

FAQs:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply input the server IP provided above in your Minecraft client and connect to join the server.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, our server is open to all players who wish to join.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Of course! The more, the merrier. Share the server IP and Discord invite link with your friends.

Q: Are there rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gameplay experience for all players. You can find the rules listed in our Discord server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ores Mined:	4854
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Decent Vidya Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring and mediocre video game adaptations? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted llama roaming around, just waiting to be tamed by a brave adventurer like yourself.

But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs out of its beak, a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, and a dance party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to boogie down. And did we mention the talking cows? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Liquidated Link Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity, with players pulling off the most ridiculous stunts and pranks you can imagine.

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle, or see a chicken army take over a village. Our community is full of crazy characters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry.

And if you think you can handle the madness, come on over and try to survive the chaos. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	636	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BrokeBlockMateKickedOut

Are you tired of living with freeloading friends who can’t pay their share of the rent? Join our Minecraft server where everyone pulls their weight – literally! No more moochers taking advantage of your kindness, just pure gaming fun with responsible players who know how to pay their virtual dues.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about your in-game house getting repossessed because your roommate forgot to chip in for the virtual mortgage. On our server, everyone is financially responsible and understands the importance of keeping the lights on in the virtual world.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about missed payments and hello to epic adventures with fellow gamers who actually contribute to the virtual economy. Join now and experience the thrill of playing with responsible adults who know how to handle their virtual finances. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to living with freeloading friends in the real world after experiencing the financial freedom of our Minecraft server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it literally explodes like a sarmat missile during a test in russia? well, this is the place for you, my dude!

imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant explosion that sends you flying into a world of pure chaos and fun. our server is so insane, it will blow your mind (literally)!

we have crazy builds, epic battles, and the most ridiculous mini-games you’ve ever seen. plus, our community is like a family of deranged unicorns who just want to have a good time.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little singed), come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of explosions, then maybe stay away).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BlockBlastersMC

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LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! We have more explosions than a Russia-Ukraine conflict, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt (except for the occasional creeper explosion).

With over 20 players getting “wounded” by our hilarious pranks and epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Build your own apartment block and watch out for those sneaky Russian strikes – they might just be looking for diamonds!

Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TRAVEL MC

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Welcome To TRAVEL MC network.This Server is made for people Cracked/Premium.Java/Pe To Play Together And Got A Professional LifeSteal Server Experience.Join This Server And Become A Part of This Community

Thanks For Join!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Love Letters Sent:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SABEX | PRIVATE VANILLA SERVER Minecraft server

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Private vanilla minecraft server.PlasmoVoice

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The Complex SMP server: Where we complicate the vanilla just for fun! Version 1.21.1

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Simple SMP Minecraft Server

A new world awaits…Server IP: simplesmp.org

Discord: https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No ridiculous rules, just be cool and respectful to others.
Can I claim any land?	No, there is no land claiming on the server.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive without paying.
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for over eight years.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Crops Grown:	6460
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minecraft server: Skullgirls General & Friends

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Autumn fun edition, where you can experience the thrill of Skullgirls 2nd Encore in a whole new way!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of finding hidden treasures guarded by dancing skeletons in our custom-built dungeons?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in weekly tournaments where the prize is a magical diamond sword that can shoot fireballs (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who will teach you how to build the ultimate castle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Skullgirls champion of the Minecraft world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Lunatic Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where insanity meets experimentation in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a patient in a wacky 60s-80s insane asylum run by a head guy who thinks he’s a mad scientist.

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds, when suddenly you’re whisked away to a world where patients have demon worlds in their heads. It’s like Lovecraft meets Minecraft, with a touch of Silence of the Lambs and Girl, Interrupted thrown in for good measure.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build your own padded cell, participate in crazy experiments, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the asylum? Plus, the head guy is always looking for new test subjects, so you’ll never be bored!

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DreamCraft: The Ultimate Adventure

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Have you ever been so deep in a dream that you were actually mining diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies, whether it’s battling dragons or building a roller coaster that defies gravity. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server and never want to wake up again? Join us now and let the dream continue!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magic Items Found:	2845	Ores Mined:	654
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.