Are you tired of your friends being all serious and dramatic about your weight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join our server and leave all the diet plans and workout routines behind. Instead, indulge in virtual French fries and ice cream without any judgment! Who needs salads and low-cal yogurt when you can have a feast fit for a Minecraft king?

Don’t let your friends ambush you with interventions – join our server and be free to be your fabulous, overweight self. Plus, we have a special “Bitches Be Gone” feature for anyone who tries to bring drama into our virtual world.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with fun, laughter, and plenty of virtual snacks. Who needs real-life interventions when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Let’s block out the haters and build a world where you can truly be yourself.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 449
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Skyrise

    Skyrise

    Skyrise—Minecraft done right.

    Skyrise is a community-first server meaning there is no P2W, no admin abuse, and the server runs 24/7 on state-of-the-art hardware.

    Explore amazing landscapes with hundreds of custom structures, fight new, thrilling mobs—all while staying true to the vanilla feel of the game.

    Join us!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Banana Sandwich: The Minecraft Server that’s all about going bananas! Join now for fruity fun and voice chat, 18+ only!

    Banana Sandwich: The Minecraft Server that’s all about going bananas! Join now for fruity fun and voice chat, 18+ only!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Age 2 months
    Version 1.21.1
    Mods Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
    Player Base Dedicated with fun events
    Economy Diamond economy
    Rules No griefing, no cheating, etc…

    Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is the server whitelisted? Yes, it is whitelisted.
    What is the average age range of players on the server? The average age range is lower 20s, but we have a wide range of ages.
    Are new players welcome? Yes, new players are welcome and the server is friendly to them.
    What kind of events are organized on the server? We organize fun events for the dedicated player base.
    How can I join the server? Contact plooop on discord or join through the discord link provided.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that lets you live out all your wildest fantasies? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can build, explore, and even find love with cute little villagers. That’s right, our server is filled with adorable NPCs that are just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet. Join now and see where your Minecraft love story takes you!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 98
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Crafty Tranny SMP: Propaganda Fun

    Crafty Tranny SMP: Propaganda Fun
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun! Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination.

    Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who are always up for a good time. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the realm of Minecraftia?

    So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your own creativity – and maybe the occasional potato uprising.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 134 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Pro_Gamer_God Minecraft SMP

    Pro_Gamer_God Minecraft SMP
    Are you a master at Minecraft parkour? Do you have the skills of a ninja when it comes to PvP battles? Or maybe you’re just really good at making friends and forming alliances? Whatever your talent may be, we want YOU to join our Minecraft SMP!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were so good at building that they created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the map. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a diamond sword with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep. Talk about a game-changer!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have weekly events like “Tame the Dragon” where players can compete to see who can ride a dragon the longest without getting roasted. It’s a real hoot, let me tell you.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then look no further. Join us and let your Minecraft skills shine!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 211 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Emeralds Found: 5121

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • TastyVeggieSnack

    TastyVeggieSnack
    Are you tired of boring old servers that taste like cardboard and offer no nutritional value? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is like a gourmet meal for your gaming experience! Join us and feast on a buffet of fun and excitement that will leave you feeling satisfied and energized.

    Our server is so good for you, it’s like a superfood for your soul. Just one bite and you’ll be hooked on the delicious taste of adventure and camaraderie. Plus, our server is packed with vitamins and minerals that will boost your creativity and problem-solving skills.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get a free side of outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a roller coaster that goes to the moon, the possibilities are endless on our server.

    So why settle for bland and boring when you can have a Minecraft server that’s as delicious as it is nutritious? Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you feeling full and satisfied.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Villages Defended: 11
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • MissileCraftF16s

    MissileCraftF16s
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MEDIUM-RANGE MISSILES FOR F-16s!!! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN FLY AROUND AND BLOW STUFF UP LIKE A BOSS. WHO NEEDS CREEPERS WHEN YOU GOT MISSILES, AMIRITE?

    ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE LAVA PIT, IT’S FULL OF EVIL BUNNIES THAT WILL STEAL YOUR STUFF.

    OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET DRAGON THAT BREATHES FIRE? YEAH, HE’S CALLED FLUFFY AND HE’S TOTALLY RAD.

    SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE ADVENTURE NEVER ENDS AND THE CRAZINESS NEVER STOPS. LET’S BLOW STUFF UP TOGETHER, WOOHOO!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Ringed Earth 466 – Crafty Fun!

    Ringed Earth 466 – Crafty Fun!
    so, liek, this server is liek totally out of this world, man. we got this crazy theory that earth had a ring 466 million years ago, so we decided to recreate it in minecraft. you can mine for rare space rocks and build your own intergalactic base.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of alien villagers who trade in diamonds and emeralds. they’ll give you quests to complete in exchange for out-of-this-world rewards.

    oh, and did i mention the giant space squid boss that roams the server? defeat it and you’ll earn the title of Space Warrior and gain access to exclusive areas.

    so come join us on this wacky, wild ride through space and time. who knows what other crazy secrets are waiting to be discovered on our server!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • PissPvP

    PissPvP

    Welcome to PissPvP! The first-ever Public BlissSMP Gems PvP Server, where the action never stops!

    What can you expect?

    – Battle it out in our intense KitPvP mode, where only the strongest survive! – Challenge your friends to epic duels using the legendary BlissSMP Gems. – Test your parkour skills with our exciting lobby course! – Plus, there’s so much more to explore!

    Ready to prove your worth? Log in now to the first public BlissSMP Gems PvP server and join the fun! The competition is fierce, and the glory is yours for the taking!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Beans And Rice SMP

    Beans And Rice SMP

    Welcome to the Beans And Rice SMP, the ultimate build-oriented Minecraft server designed for creative minds and master builders! In our server we celebrate creativity and collaboration, offering a vast survival world where players can bring their architectural dreams to life. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned builder, you’ll find endless opportunities to participate in community projects, showcase your individual creations, and learn new techniques from our friendly, supportive community. Join us and be part of a thriving community where imagination is the only limit!

    To get whitelisted on our server we kindly ask for you to please join the discord server first, then we can give you an interview to see if you’re a good fit for our server, then after the process is concluded you are free to start playing 😀

    We are looking for 15+ years of age, discord channel is in the website tab

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Land of the Semi-Vanilla LandersYT: Where the only pillaging allowed is from the Ender Dragon!

    Land of the Semi-Vanilla LandersYT: Where the only pillaging allowed is from the Ender Dragon!
    LanderYT SMP

    Welcome to LanderYT SMP

    We are the LanderYT SMP, a community that started in October 2021 and is looking for more members. We have made some tweaks to the server to enhance the gaming experience for everyone.

    Server Tweaks

    Custom Texture Pack A few members have created custom items for the server, such as shop permits, hats, and weapons. These textures are optional and do not affect gameplay.
    Teleport Command Only /spawn teleport command is allowed in the overworld to encourage road development.
    Datapacks Installed datapacks from Hermitcraft server for added features like Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues, etc.
    DiscordSRV Discord and Minecraft chat can be interconnected for easier communication.
    CoreProtect Implemented to ensure fair gameplay and a friendly community environment.

    Events

    Semi-frequent events are hosted on the server with rewards like event coins, which can be used to purchase shulker boxes and cosmetic items.

    Staff Team

    We have a small staff team dedicated to maintaining peace and harmony on the server and discord. While chat moderation is not guaranteed, community concerns will be addressed.

    Application Process

    To join the server, fill out a detailed application form highlighting your playstyle, server experience, and expectations.

    Join us now: Discord Link

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join the server?

    A: You can apply by filling out an application form detailing your playstyle, previous server experience, and expectations.

    Q: What kind of rewards do events offer?

    A: Events on the server offer event coins which can be used to purchase shulker boxes and cosmetic items.

    Q: Can I use custom textures on the server?

    A: Yes, there are custom textures available for items such as shop permits, hats, and weapons. These textures do not affect gameplay.

    Q: Is chat moderated on the server?

    A: While chat moderation is not guaranteed, the staff team will try their best to maintain peace and harmony on the server and discord channel.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • England Thank You Minecraft Server

    England Thank You Minecraft Server
    Thank You! 🇬🇧

    Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more tea and crumpets than you can shake a stick at, and our players are as polite as can be (except when they’re stealing your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

    Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who’s been terrorizing our virtual land with his bad breath and terrible fashion sense. Or team up with your fellow players to build the most magnificent castle the world has ever seen – complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

    But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who’s been known to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. So keep your wits about you and your pickaxe at the ready!

    So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to shout “Thank You” whenever someone mentions England – it’s the law around here! 🎩🎮🇬🇧

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • 4 Months Until Anime Comes Out Minecraft SMP

    4 Months Until Anime Comes Out Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of waiting for that new anime to come out with only one measly trailer to hold you over? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have more trailers than you can shake a diamond sword at! We’ve got so many trailers, you’ll feel like you’re living in a movie theater!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll be treated to exclusive behind-the-scenes footage of Sakamoto Days that you won’t find anywhere else. We’ve got the inside scoop on all the drama, action, and romance that’s going down in this epic anime.

    So why wait for that anime to finally premiere when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience the excitement right now? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Void Gems Collected: 25
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • RegretCraft

    RegretCraft
    Remember that time you passed up on buying a stack of diamond blocks for just a few emeralds? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about missing out on epic deals like that again! Join us and experience a world where the prices are always ridiculously low and the adventures are always hilariously wild. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the richest player in Minecraft history (and maybe even find a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots)! Join now and start your journey to regret-free gaming!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Virtual City

    Virtual City

    This server has a unique Virtual City game mode where you can purchase structures such as generators, depots, towers and upgrade these structures.

    We also keep Vanilla in the Newbie world and Raid world!

    Survival mode has an item rarity system: Common, Rare and Legendary.

    The Newbie world is an infinite world with keep inventory partially activated.

    The Raid world is limited to a radius of 8000 blocks, but this is where you can get and store your Rare and Legendary items!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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