CraftyAssholes247 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where assholes are the real MVPs! These guys are like the Einstein of Minecraft, always knowing their gas from their liquid from their solid. It’s like having a walking chemistry lab in the game, except way more entertaining.

Join us and witness the magic of assholes in action – they’ll have you laughing, crying, and questioning your entire existence. Plus, they’ll keep you on your toes with their unpredictable antics. One minute they’re building a majestic castle, the next they’re turning it into a giant toilet. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, that’s what makes Minecraft so damn fun!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and lots of questionable decisions, then come on down to our server. Who knows, you might just discover that being an asshole is the key to a truly epic Minecraft experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Villages Defended:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Void Gems Collected:	36	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Star Shards Collected:	115
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Animals Bred:	63
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Buildings Constructed:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	133	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Buildings Constructed:	29
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Star Shards Collected:	242
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.