Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where assholes are the real MVPs! These guys are like the Einstein of Minecraft, always knowing their gas from their liquid from their solid. It’s like having a walking chemistry lab in the game, except way more entertaining.

Join us and witness the magic of assholes in action – they’ll have you laughing, crying, and questioning your entire existence. Plus, they’ll keep you on your toes with their unpredictable antics. One minute they’re building a majestic castle, the next they’re turning it into a giant toilet. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, that’s what makes Minecraft so damn fun!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and lots of questionable decisions, then come on down to our server. Who knows, you might just discover that being an asshole is the key to a truly epic Minecraft experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Epic Battles Fought: 13 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
Enchantments Applied: 298 Glorious Feasts Held: 9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Thanks Prison

    Thanks Prison

    50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 32
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Silvermons

    Silvermons

    Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Ascendant Survival

    Ascendant Survival

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 500
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Cherry Survival

    Cherry Survival

    [1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 263 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • MineRefuge

    MineRefuge

    MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Emeralds Found: 1501
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • The future

    The future

    Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • EnchantedMC

    EnchantedMC

    We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Falling into the Void: 0 Ores Mined: 2870
    Chimeras Created: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 140
    Emeralds Found: 2388 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Survivify

    Survivify

    Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • WilderCraft

    WilderCraft

    New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • BeeMC

    BeeMC

    BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Animals Bred: 50 Mythical Quests Completed: 34
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Chaktet

    Chaktet

    Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 294 Villages Defended: 12
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • i-Pixelmon

    i-Pixelmon

    Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Buildings Constructed: 44
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • HappyCloud

    HappyCloud

    Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MineKeo Network

    MineKeo Network

    Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • KiwiSMP

    KiwiSMP

    1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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