CraftyAssholes247 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where assholes are the real MVPs! These guys are like the Einstein of Minecraft, always knowing their gas from their liquid from their solid. It’s like having a walking chemistry lab in the game, except way more entertaining.

Join us and witness the magic of assholes in action – they’ll have you laughing, crying, and questioning your entire existence. Plus, they’ll keep you on your toes with their unpredictable antics. One minute they’re building a majestic castle, the next they’re turning it into a giant toilet. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, that’s what makes Minecraft so damn fun!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and lots of questionable decisions, then come on down to our server. Who knows, you might just discover that being an asshole is the key to a truly epic Minecraft experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Star Shards Collected:	93
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	564
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8175

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	386	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	60	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7058
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	198	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Towns Built:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Divine Spears Created:	23	Gods Slained:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!