CraftyAssholes247 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where assholes are the real MVPs! These guys are like the Einstein of Minecraft, always knowing their gas from their liquid from their solid. It’s like having a walking chemistry lab in the game, except way more entertaining.

Join us and witness the magic of assholes in action – they’ll have you laughing, crying, and questioning your entire existence. Plus, they’ll keep you on your toes with their unpredictable antics. One minute they’re building a majestic castle, the next they’re turning it into a giant toilet. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, that’s what makes Minecraft so damn fun!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and lots of questionable decisions, then come on down to our server. Who knows, you might just discover that being an asshole is the key to a truly epic Minecraft experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Void Armor Forged:	25
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Divine Spears Created:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5909
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	441
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Void Armor Forged:	21
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8608
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	699
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Animals Bred:	166	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Towns Built:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Astral Projections Made:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	New Chunks Explored:	988990
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magic Items Found:	7306	Divine Spears Created:	24
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).