join our epic minecraft server where we have a national sexual assault registry for victims of Russian forces! but don’t worry, it’s all just a joke, we’re actually just a bunch of crazy gamers building epic castles and battling dragons. come join us for a wild ride and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to explode. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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