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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 9160 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 11 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
Animals Bred: | 170 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
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BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.
OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.
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