CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BabyBumpBucks

baby expenses, BabyBumpBucks, confronting lies, deadbeat dad, emotional turmoil, family drama, family dynamics, Family secrets, father abandonment, judgmental behavior, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, relationship issues, self-righteous attitude, sibling rivalry, sisterly love., tough love, toxic relationships, twin sisters, unsupportive

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mines Excavated:	4089	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CelebrityScape SMP

Accountability, Behavior, Celebrity, CelebrityScape, consequences, controversy, criticism, double standards, entertainment industry, Fame, Hollywood, impunity, Justice, Long-term impact, misconduct, Privilege, public scrutiny, reputation, scandal, smp, social media, tabloids

Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

Astronomy, Cosmic, Curiosity, discovery, Existence, Exploration, Infinite, knowledge, learning, Mystery, MysteryCraft, philosophy, pondering, question.., Science, Secrets, Space, theoretical physics, Universe, unknown, Unraveling, Wonder

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

Army, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, drone attack, DroneCraft, Fatalities, hurt, injured, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, SECURITY, soldiers, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Enchantments Applied:	216
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Zapene Pixelmon

Land claiming, Minecraft, Modpack, PixelBCG, Pixelmon, pokecenter, pokemart, Resource World, Server, spawn city, Survival

ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	61
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

Adventure, AthenaLegacy, building, Community, community-driven, Creative, Events, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Penetrations, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla server with penetrations. Become part of the community!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

blocks, Community, Discord, dynamic map, Enhancements, Fresh SMP, Friendly, gameplay, Gravestone Plus, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, Mushroom, player, Players, playing experience, Plugins, Server, server ip, smp, Square, Staff Team, Survival, Valley, Vanilla, Warps

Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

IP Address	play.mushroomvalley.net
Features	Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
Modded	No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
Dynamic Map	View Map
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded?	No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
How old is the server?	The server is 1 week old.
What plugins does the server have?	Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
Is the community friendly?	Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Dragon Eggs Found:	8259
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Cult, Deception, eyes wide shut, illuminati, internet hoax, IRL, Kubrick, larp, meme, mind control, Minecraft, newsbreak, PALS, PIXEL, POL, Reality, secret society, Server, sick joke, trending, Truth, viral

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

/ Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

hoc, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Infinity Stones Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

HangryHubbyHungerGames

anger issues, anger management, anger outbursts, Communication, domestic conflict, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, food preparation, Gaslighting, HangryHubbyHungerGames, leftovers, marital disputes, meal prep, MTG match, noodle portion, passive aggressive, portion control, portion sizes, relationship issues, spouse conflicts

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	13
Enchantments Applied:	201	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

addiction, blocks, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug awareness, drug culture, drug education, drug experiences, drug experimentation, drug habits, drug history, drug prevention, drug rehabilitation, drug testing, drug use, DrugCraft, Drugs, HIGH, illegal drugs, illegal substances, Narcotics, recreational drugs, smp, substance abuse

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Farms Harvested:	231
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlockyBattles

anxiety, blockybattles, Burnout, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, fear, financial stress, health concerns, insomnia, mental health, negative thoughts, overwhelm, PRESSURE, relationship issues, seeking help, self-care, self-doubt, stress, uncertainty, work problems

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Farms Harvested:	229	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Allies, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign fighters, global conflict, international politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, military forces, military intervention, Minecraft, North Koreans, political tensions, russians, Server, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, world news, Zelenskiy

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got north koreans fighting with russians in ukraine, like, what even is that? it’s like a crazy battle royale up in here. you gotta join just to see the madness unfold.

we got pigs flying, literally. like, they got wings and everything. it’s like a piggy air force up in the sky. you gotta see it to believe it.

also, our admins are like, actual wizards. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly little puppies. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party? yeah, it’s like a rave but with zombies and skeletons getting down on the dance floor. you won’t find that anywhere else, i promise.

so, like, come join the fun and chaos on this server. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

UNIFIL Rocket Rumble

Attack, Conflict, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peacekeeping, Posts, RETALIATION, Rocket, Rockets, Rumble, SECURITY, Terrorism, Unifil, united nations, violence, War

haha ok so like u gotta join this minecraft server cuz like, we got more action than 25 hezbollah rockets launching near UNIFIL posts. u kno u wanna be part of this craziness. come build ur base and watch out for those explosive surprises, it’s gonna be a blast! join now and see if u can survive the chaos, it’s gonna be epic!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SevTech ModArchy

Ages modpack, Anarchy, Curseforge, Download, Forge 1.12.2, high performance server, Minecraft, ModArchy, Modded, modpacks, Network, player experience, PvP, Server Uptime, Servers, sevtech, SevTech ages, tech advancement, total anarchy, Vanilla

Born 10/3/24, SevTech ModArchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.12.2.

SevTech Ages modpack. Total anarchy.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Modpack can be downloaded here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/sevtech-ages

Tech advancement anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4