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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 10
Villages Defended: 12 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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