CraftyAdviceMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	6703	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Crops Grown:	2511	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4353	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Emeralds Found:	5649
Dimension Hops:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Villages Defended:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

Adventure, Architecture, art, beauty, continent, culture, Diversity, EuroCraft, Europe, Experience, Exploration, Food, heritage, History, landmarks, Lifestyle, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, tradition, travel, vacation

Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Creeper Crush!

bittersweet, creeper, Crush, emotional, Experience, first love, HEARTBREAK, high school romance, infatuation, Innocence, Memories, Naive, Nostalgia, past, puppy love, relationship, Romantic, sentimental, teenage romance, unforgettable, young love

Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Love Letters Sent:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Items Found:	2030
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

Captivity, Conflict, courage, enclave, Escape, freedom, FreeYazidiLady, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, persecution, refugee, Relief, resilience, survivor, WOMAN, Yazidi, Yazidi community

come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Mines Excavated:	4447	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Plastic Slayer’s PET Party

#sustainability, biodegradation, degradation, discovery, Durability, environmental impact, Environmental Science, killer bacteria, microbial degradation., Party, pet, Plastic, plastic pollution, plastic recycling, plastic waste, plastic-eating bacteria, plastic-killer bacteria, Pollution, resistance, SLAYERS, Tough plastic, US researchers, WasteWater

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tough plastic-killer bacteria dat will help u get rid of all dem pesky plastic blocks in yo world! our US researchers discovered dis wild bacteria in wastewater, and now we usin it to clean up all dat PET plastic mess in da game.

imagine havin a squad of bacteria homies followin u around, eatin up all dat plastic like it’s a buffet. no more worryin bout ugly plastic blocks clutterin up yo builds, cuz we got da solution right here on dis server.

so come join us and let’s save da environment, one plastic block at a time! plus, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with bacteria dat can kick butt and take names in da minecraft world? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get rid of dat plastic together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

Axes, BackRice RPG, bps, Clans, Donations, Dungeons, Events, minecraft server, Pets, prefixes, Private, PvP, Quests, RPG, Survival, top menus

RPG server, quests, bps, axes, top menus, pets, prefixes, dungeons and much more!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

🔆 Redfield SMP 🔆 – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

1.20, Active, bedrock, blocks, Casual, collaboration, Community, convenience, Discord, Drama, Elected positions, family, home, like-minded, Mature, Modded, Opera, Realms, Redfield, Semi Vanilla, smp, soap, Timeless

Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.

Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would like to change. But with that in mind: All mods and creative content are for convenience only.

Our goal is to expand our tight-knit family and to find like-minded, “community driven” people like yourself!

Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players of 18 years or older.

What to Expect?

Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Casual Environment
Active Discord/Realm
Community Elected Positions

If any of this appeals to you, check us out! https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?	A: Please join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions there to join the Minecraft server.
Q: Are there any age restrictions?	A: Yes, we only accept players who are 18 years or older.
Q: Can I use mods on the server?	A: All mods and creative content are for convenience only, so please check with the server rules before using any mods.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty Land – Minecraft Server

20th anniversary, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Cinematic, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, in-game event, Land, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA Community, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, October Trading Post, Official WoW News, Server, Sylvanas, the war within, Threads of Destiny, Tyrande, World of Warcraft, wowg, YJK Edition

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with Sylvanas and Tyrande in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is so intense, even the Threads of Destiny cinematic looks like child’s play compared to the adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself. And if that’s not enough, our trading post is filled with items that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more outrageous fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now before it’s too late!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277
Dragon Eggs Found:	6629	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society

Anon, chuuba, Corpo, Cum, Edition, erp, FANTASY, Fun, general, indie, lamy, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, roulette, Slutposting, smp, society, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, Worship

Come join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and lewd time! We’ve got all your favorite vtubers, both corpo and indie, ready to ERP with you and fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Worshipping your oshi in the thread is just the beginning – join us for some NSFW fun and let your imagination run wild. And if you’re feeling lucky, try our Oshi purity roulette for a chance to win some outrageous prizes! Don’t miss out on the insanity – cum to Lamy (again) Edition!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Magic Items Found:	4362	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27