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Hey there, future Minecraft master! If I could go back in time and give my younger self one piece of advice, it would be to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The server is run by a group of magical llamas who grant wishes to all players. Want a diamond sword? Boom, it’s yours! Want to ride a flying pig? Done and done!

2. The spawn point is actually a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking chickens who give out quests for rare loot. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

3. The server has a built-in time machine that lets you travel to different eras in Minecraft history. Want to mine with cavemen or build a skyscraper with futuristic robots? The possibilities are endless!

So don’t wait any longer, young adventurer. Join this Minecraft server and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious gaming experience of your life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Crops Grown:	7647
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Runes Activated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Love Letters Sent:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Animals Bred:	92	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Void Gems Collected:	39

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Emeralds Found:	4746
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Animals Bred:	155
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mines Excavated:	1180	Players Killed by Monsters:	5021
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Dragon Scales Harvested:	439
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	154	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Enchantments Applied:	128	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!