Are you addicted to building pixelated castles in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming about mining diamonds and battling creepers in your sleep? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP server ASAP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed: 98 Zombie Dances: 0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
Star Shards Collected: 112 Void Armor Forged: 22
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
    Gods Slained: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Dimension Hops: 9
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Void Armor Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

    DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

    Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

    Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

    Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

    NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

    Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Dimension Hops: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

    KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Crops Grown: 1336 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • PokeTech

    PokeTech

    This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Enchantments Applied: 82 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • 🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Falling into the Void: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

    Zany Zenless Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

    Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

    So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 52
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

    Coin Flip Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

    Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Towns Built: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

    CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind
    Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Ores Mined: 635
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyCringeLand

    CraftyCringeLand
    Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

    Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor
    hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Verdant Vale

    Verdant Vale

    The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

    Welcome in to your new cozy place, we are a LGBTQ+ friendly server with a amazing community<3 FEATURES: -> TOWNY -> CUSTOM TERRAIN -> KEEP INVENTORY -> FREE RANKS -> JOBS -> CUSTOM ENCHANTS

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 729
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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