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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 8253 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
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