Crafty Uber Blocks – Where driving meets building in the most hilarious way possible!

The Factorio Minecraft SMP Factory

Automation, brainlet, Engineering, factorio, FACTORY, Gaming, Industrial Revolution, LOGISTICS, Minecraft, Ores, problem solving, processed materials, rail network, Resource Management, simulation, smp, Space, strategy, Struggling, Technology, Trains, video games

Are you tired of being a brainlet like our friend here who can’t even figure out how to make a simple rail network in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a special potion that turns your brain into a supercomputer! You’ll be building rail networks with multiple trains in no time and zooming off to space faster than you can say “creeper.”

Join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your brain power, but we’ve got potions for that). Don’t miss out on the chance to become a Minecraft master and conquer the universe with your epic train empire. Trust us, it’s gonna be a trainwreck of fun!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

FantasiaMania

Centaur, Cross-Play, Dwarf, Economy, Elf, FantasiaMania, FANTASY, Kingdom, MCMMO, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Towny, Vampire

A brand-new Fantasy Towny Server!

– Choose your origin! Elf, Dwarf, Centaur, Vampire, and more!

– Create and expand your own kingdom!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Feet Fantasy Minecraft Server

Alluring, arches, attractive, Barefoot, Beautiful, delicate, FANTASY, feet, female, foot fetish, foot worship, High heels, Minecraft, pedicure, PRETTY, seductive, Sensual, Server, Sexy, Soles, toe ring, Toes, toes in the sand

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant turtle! Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest that is guarded by a pack of dancing llamas who will only let you have the loot if you can beat them in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy and the sun is made of cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Sneaky Russian Minecraft SMP Sabotage

BETRAYAL, Climax, Coming Soon, Conspiracy, covert actions, Deception, Espionage, global crisis, international conflict, Lord, Manipulation, Minecraft, Peace, political intrigue, power struggle, Russian, sabotage, secret operations, smp, sneaky, Tension, War, world affairs

Get ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, with crazy challenges, intense battles, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Join us as we journey through a world filled with dangerous mobs, treacherous terrain, and secret hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. But beware, for the end is near and only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the ultimate showdown.

So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane rollercoaster of a server. It’s all coming to a climax soon. I hope you’ve made peace with the lord, because things are about to get crazy!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

What is the IP for Thinknoodles Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, Thinknoodles

Thinknoodles, also known as Justin, is a popular YouTube personality known for his gaming content. He primarily creates videos on games like Minecraft, Roblox, and Animal Crossing, with a focus on gameplay, walkthroughs, and tips. With a dedicated fanbase of over 6 million subscribers, Thinknoodles is recognized for his engaging commentary and entertaining gameplay.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

blocky, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural identity, cultural norms, cultural practices, Cultural traditions, Fun, Identity, identity formation, Individuality, Minecraft, multiple names, naming conventions, naming customs, naming rituals, personal identification, personal identity, personal names, Server, social groups, social norms, societal expectations, west bengal

Are you tired of being stuck with just one name on other Minecraft servers? Do you crave the thrill of having multiple identities and confusing your fellow players? Look no further than our server in West Bengal, where it’s totally normal to have a different name for every group of players you encounter!

Join us for the ultimate identity crisis experience, where you can be known as Steve to one group, Herobrine to another, and Notch to yet another. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a rumor that you’re secretly the Ender Dragon in disguise!

So come on down to our server and embrace the chaos of multiple names and endless possibilities. Just remember, in West Bengal, the more names you have, the more respected you are in the Minecraft community. See you there!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Minecraft SMP: /tnlg/ Throne and Liberty General

555444, action combat, aws, battle passes, Builds, Combat strategy, convenience items, Cosmetics, database, EU, Exploration, free to play, general, Guilds, Kazar, Liberty, lottie, menhera club, microtransactions, Minecraft, mmorpg, NA East, open world, pay to win, Pettanko, Player Customization, PvE, PvP, Sani, shapeshifting mechanic, smp, tab target, Throne, throne and liberty, tnlg, weather systems

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join our server, where you can transform into a sani for exploration and combat strategy – because who wouldn’t want to fight mobs as a mystical creature?

We have adaptive weather systems that will make you feel like you’re really braving the elements, and a seamless open world that will blow your mind. Plus, our microtransactions include battle passes, cosmetics, and convenience items that will make you the envy of all your friends.

Our Western publisher, AWS, promises to keep the game fair and fun, so you don’t have to worry about any pay-to-win shenanigans. And with our insane builds and database, you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

Join us on NA East server Lottie with the <menhera club> or on EU server Kazar with <Pettanko> (password: 555444) for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VtubeCraft – Virtual Fun Minecraft Server

#youtube, advice, Aspiring Vtubers, Audience, Auditions, brave, capcut, davinci resolve, Fun, hololive, Kdenlive, Links, Minecraft, niji, Premiere, privacy tips, Server, Startups, trolling techniques, twitch, vegas pro, Video editor, virtual, VTubeCraft, Vtubers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Vtubing to a whole new level! Looking for advice on whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? Look no further, our players have the inside scoop on what platform will make you the next Vtuber sensation.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have access to exclusive auditions with companies like Brave, Hololive, and Niji. Who knows, you could be the next big Vtuber superstar!

Need help editing your clips? We’ve got you covered with recommendations for the best video editors in the biz. From DaVinci Resolve to Vegas Pro, we’ll make sure your content looks top-notch.

And if you’re worried about trolls, fear not! Our players have mastered the art of dealing with common trolling techniques, so you can focus on creating amazing content without any interruptions.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and become the Vtuber of your dreams! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft sensation with our help. Let’s get crafting!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Puberty Blockers for Technology Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Blockers, digital age, ethical concerns, ethical technology., future implications, hindering development, human Resources, innovation, LLMs, Minecraft, puberty, puberty blockers, slowing down progress, smp, societal impact, societal responsibility, stupid Javascript frameworks, technological advancement, Technology, wasting resources, workforce management

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually focus on building and surviving? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is filled with crazy players who are too busy arguing about the best Javascript frameworks to actually make any progress in the game.

Join us if you want to waste your time debating the merits of LLMs instead of actually playing Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have hot takes on technology?

Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only speaks in code snippets. Will you be the one to crack the cryptic messages and unlock the secrets of the server? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

3b3t Vanilla Anarchy

3b3t, Anarchy, cussing, Dark, Griefing, Looting, Minecraft, PvP, racism, Raiding, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Pure Vanilla. Looting/raiding allowed. Griefing? Also allowed. Cussing? You guessed it – allowed. We really don’t care what you do.

Aside from racism. Racism of any kind will not be tolerated – any form of racism will result in an immediate ban. It’s a dark server, but not that dark.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Weirdly Satisfying Minecraft Server

Addictive, Atmospheric, Captivating, Exploration, FANTASY, Hidden Gem, Immersive, indie, Itch, Minecraft, morrowind, Mysterious, nostalgic, open world, role playing, satisfying, satisfying gameplay, Server, strange, Unconventional, Unique, weird, Weirdly

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place that scratches that Morrowind itch while still being totally weird? Look no further, because our server is the perfect mix of bizarre and satisfying!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs ride on top of chickens and diamonds rain from the sky. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our custom mods will have you questioning reality in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret dungeon filled with enchanted loot and magical creatures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the weirdness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find that Morrowind itch finally being satisfied in the most unexpected way possible.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8678	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Irredeemable Piece of SMP Shit

Apology, cute Chinese girl, depression, exchange app, forgiveness, ghosting, hang out, Irredeemable, languages exchange, Meeting, mental health, Nervous, nervousness, Piece, piece of shit, regret, self loathing, Shit, sister, smp, social anxiety, travel, trip

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet your very own international stalker! Who needs privacy when you can have someone fly across the world just to hang out with you in-game? Plus, if you ghost them, they’ll forgive you and come back for more! It’s like a never-ending cycle of awkward encounters and virtual friendships. So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of dodging real-life interactions while building pixelated castles!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Saphrex-SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Saphrex-SMP New project that was just released with version 1.0.0 Polish coming soon as we push stable versions of the server. The server feature an Hub The server features an Survival *Disclaimer The server is currently work in progress, any bugs or non-playable areas or commands needs to be reported to the Owner ( 24/7 support ) The channels that the owner operates : Discord : In-Game : FATHERR__

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1948	Farms Harvested:	601
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Lose Trump Minecraft Server

Deception, Defeat, DJT, Downfall, dying company, election, fabrication, Failure, grift, hype, LOSE, LOSING, Manipulation, Minecraft, Mumbai, Politics, prediction, rug pull, scam, Server, shitcoin, trump, Warning

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that promise excitement but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for the wildest ride of your life as we promise you more drama than a Mumbai soap opera. Our server is so unpredictable, even Donald Trump himself couldn’t handle the chaos.

On Wednesday, we’re going to shake things up so hard that $DJT will look like a stable investment in comparison. Don’t miss out on this final grift, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT).

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2245

assassin business, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, fanfic recordings, FICS, full episodes, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, MrKillWolf666, overpopulation, rehabilitating, shorts, Skibidi Vox Edition, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with demon rehabilitation, assassin businesses, and princesses of Hell trying to reduce overpopulation by opening hotels.

In this server, you’ll have the chance to team up with Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona as they navigate running a startup in Hell. Who knew demons could be so entrepreneurial?

But that’s not all! You’ll also have the opportunity to help Charlie in her quest to rehabilitate demons and send them off to Heaven. It’s like a twisted version of Animal Crossing, but with more fire and brimstone.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a demon rehab program or running your own assassin business. The possibilities are endless, and the chaos is guaranteed. Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1146