If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Wilderness Tamed: 12 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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