If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Crops Grown: 4458 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
Star Shards Collected: 106 Dragon Eggs Found: 6813
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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