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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 9605 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6797 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
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