Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Star Shards Collected:	151
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7149
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Farms Harvested:	427

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Zombie Dances:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	247	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Villages Defended:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	4772

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.